A Jurassic Event

Chapter 2

Everyone was now in the helicopter and the introductions were started but by Uncle John this time "and this is my cousin Harry Potter though I knew his mom rather well to the point I was basically an uncle to her so I figured the same would extend" he said "given you got me out of a summer with the Durselys I'll call you whatever you want to be called hell you got me new clothes too only other time I got new clothes was when I went to boarding school at 11 that my parents set up when I was born" Harry said trying to make a joke of it "Mr. Hammond I believe you'll want to look into getting him out of there" Alan said "yes I do believe so...especially since that's probably not the worst" John surmised as Harry looked down and Ellie gave him a hug being next to him "I say whatever you got here that's so dangerous you need people to sign off on it we give the people he's with to it" Ian said "don't do that you'll make it sick" Harry said causing Ian to laugh "ha ha ha har har har har" making Harry chuckle "it can't be too dangerous. I've been through a lot of shit anyway, so what this is will be a vacation, " Harry said accidentally."Like what?" Ellie asked "Oh you know teacher possessed by a psychotic terrorist, a fraud teacher plus a big fucking snake called a Basilisk-" "You're a wizard?" Alan asked "You are too?" he asked "No I'm a squib I actually came from England but when it came out I wasn't Magical my family sent me to America with the last name Grant. It probably should've been obvious when I didn't have red hair" Alan said "Are you related to the Weasleys?" Harry asked "Prewitts but my sister Molly married one why?" he asked "I'm friends with them more so their 6th son Ronald though they said you were an accountant" Harry said "They haven't heard from me since I left that's just something they spun. Though it would be funny if I showed up with you" Alan said with a smirk "Yes do it" Harry said smiling "anyway then last year I had to deal with a escaped convict who was actually innocent along with a rat that was a supposed dead man, dementors, and a dumb leader" Harry said "by the way I'm a witch myself" Ellie said "and my daughter is going to school at Ilvermorny" Ian said "Lily was a witch so I knew" John said "I'm legally obligated to not reveal anything not pertaining to the park" the lawyer said "Alright so if shit goes sideways I can go against whatever it is alright" Harry said "wait is anyone at the park not in the know?" Harry asked "my grandson and granddaughter along with only one worker" John said "ok if shit goes sideways and any magical authorities come by the lawyer is a squib and the kids we already obliviated" Harry said "I really don't know why they worry about wiping memories a camera is gonna see it and if people choose to spread it it'll be spread" he added "exactly" Ellie said "they don't pay attention to them so don't know what they can see" she added "yes that exactly" John said "Oh we're here" he noticed as they were coming up on an island "alright let's buckle up" Harry said doing so as everyone did so as well...well tried in Alan's case as he had two female ends and he tied them together and they landed "come come to the jeeps" John said as they made their way to them and got in though Ellie insisted Harry ride with her 'she'd make a good mother' Harry couldn't help but think as they drove and John suddenly told the driver to stop. Ellie was talking about something with plants and Alan looked up and saw something making Harry look up to see what it was "holy shit...no wonder you need this shit signed off on" Harry said hopping out "it's a...it's a dinosaur" Alan said "you did it...you crazy son of a bitch you did it" Ian said "how fast are they" Alan asked "Well we clocked the T. Rex at 32 miles an hour" John said "T. Rex? You...you have a T. Rex" Ellie asked "Say that again?" Alan asked "We have a T. Rex" John said "what about velociraptors?" Harry asked his interest peaked "Oh we have them though they're not easily seen" John said "but Dr. Grant. My dear Dr. Sattler...welcome...to Jurassic Park, " he finished."They do move in herds..." Alan breathed out."How did you do this? " he asked."I'll show you, " John said as they got back in the jeeps and drove off again

(A/N not long enough, and I planned for the next chapter to start at the visitors center, so let's get a look at the chaos at home)

Dumbledore was pissed, simple as that, firstly the brat didn't listen to him, though he did royally fuck up so the fact he wasn't going after him was, in Dumbledore's mind, good enough to fix things. Second, the little shit took the Elder Wand! Yeah, sure, he was gonna obliviate him, but it was for the Greater Good (trademark pending). At least he had his original wand that still worked for him. 'I wonder where his owl went,' Dumbledore thought, not seeing the owl with him 'probably with the Weasley's,' he added to his thoughts resolving to go visit and ask apparating out to the Weasleys

Ron was both happy for Harry but also pissed at him. Like, yeah, the guy deserves a vacation, but to not think of inviting him? ungrateful much? Ron also wondered why Hedwig didn't stay and hadn't shown back up after leaving. 'Hope she wasn't killed,' he thought before resuming whatever he was doing as he heard a pop outside looking out the window. 'Why's Dumbledore here?' he thought walking down

Hermione was ecstatic at the idea that Harry was on vacation 'somewhere warm too' she thought She was glad as he deserved it after all he's been through 'and the fact he trusted me with Hedwig? that's a big step for him since this was his first friend' she thought when the phone rang and she answered it."Hello?" she said."Hey Hermione, " Harry's voice came through the phone. "Harry! how are you, how's the trip so far?" she asked."I'm good. I'm at the airport waiting for the chopper to the island to be ready, so I borrowed Ian's phone to call, " he said."Ian?" she asked."I'll give you a hint to who it is...chaotician," he said, making Hermione gasp. "YOU MET DR. MALCOM?!?" she asked rather loudly."Jeez Hermione, you sound like Ron yelling into it, calling it a fellytone." Harry chuckled "sorry just...wasn't expecting that. the only thing that'd make it better is you met Dr. Grant, Dr. Sattler, and John Hammond, " she said."Met him, met her, he's my cousin far removed but asked me to call him uncle. " he said,"I'm gonna faint, " Hermione said, feeling lightheaded."Don't do that. You'll hurt yourself, or worse, be held back a year, " he teased."Shush you, " she said."Oh choppers ready, got to go, bye, see you when I get back," he said, hanging up as she smiled, putting the phone in its place and going to her room