"Meow."
'I am a cat, I am a cat, I am a cat..."
"Jacob, you okay there?" A voice interrupts my thoughts.
"Daddy is that you?" A distant choking noise can be heard through the loud music.
"What! No! I'm your boyfriend."
"Oh."
'Wait a second... why can't I see anything?'
"Daddy help! Im blind!" I scream grasping onto his shirt.
"Im not your daddy!" He repeats horrified and embarrassed.
"Im dying!"
"No you're not?"
"Yes I am!"
"Just open your eyes!"
'Oh... I still could have died though.'
"Come on Jacob, let's get you home."
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"I can't believe you recorded it." I grumbled unhappily at my boyfriend.
"Well I'm glad I did, watching you intoxicated is hilarious."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is."
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
The End meow
I wrote this once before and it got deleted accidentally and it made me sad. It was originally longer. More chapters soon to come.
*insert kicked puppy face here*
I hope you like this story thank you for reading👍✌️
