fair game / zb1

33: dumb, dumber, and dumbest

ihoardsnacks5
i wonder how long my long intestine is

gymbro6000
longggggg

kjwng
Longer than a football field

ihoardsnacks5
WHAT

ihoardsnacks5
when i die i want someone to take my intestine and run across a football field

fartmaster1000
i'll help u out gyuv don't worry ❤️

ihoardsnacks5
awww thx man!!!

die100 replied to kjwng
↳ Longer than a football field
almost as long as my-

jjanghao
WHAT IS THIS

jjanghao
i turn on my phone to talk to my wonderful beautiful friends only to be met with this

ihoardsnacks5
well to be fair ricky is lying so it's ok

die100
WOW????

die100
UR MY BOYFRIEND UR SUPPOSED TO AGREE

ihoardsnacks5
i do not support lying!!!! 😡

hanbeean
literally all u do is lie but ok!

ihoardsnacks5
shut up shit talker

hanbeean
?????

hanbeean
anyways

hanbeean
how was ur day guys

hanbeean
what are u up to where have u been

alvinthechipmunk
personally i just fought for my life like 5 seconds ago

kjwng
Who's inconveniencing you? 😡

alvinthechipmunk
omg let me tell u

alvinthechipmunk
my professor told me to go to the library and print some papers

alvinthechipmunk
but oh my god

alvinthechipmunk
why do we have a fucking MONSTER as our printer

alvinthechipmunk
it's like half my height and i genuinely thought it was gonna bite my fingers off

taeraevision
MATTHEW LMAO

taeraevision
WHY DON'T U KNOW HOW TO USE A PRINTER

alvinthechipmunk
NO I KNOW HOW TO USE ONE

alvinthechipmunk
JUST NOT THE ONE IN THE LIBRARY

gymbro6000
ya i get it

gymbro6000
it took me like 2 months to learn how to use it