A/N: Demonights scare me
Also, what's your favourite type of Demoman gameplay?
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"Demoman, did you steal my sandvich?" asked Heavy, slowly walking over to him. The height difference was very noticeable as Heavy was 12.7cm (5 inches for you Americans) taller. And a lot chunkier-
"Wha?" said Demoman, clearly drunk and about to collapse. He steadied himself on Engineer's shoulder, Engineer unfazed by that, while Heavy repeated his question.
"Did you steal my sandvich?" he asked.
"No! Why would yuu thi- *hic* -nk that I stole yer sandvich?" the Scot slurred (drunk slurring not the other one-), pointing his finger at the Russian, eyes refusing to focus on a particular object.
"Because you usually cover up mischief by acting really drunk," said Heavy, pinching the bridge of his nose and trying not to snap at him. What if Demoman really was just drunk?
"WHA? I DON'T DO THA- *snoring*" Demoman was cut off by his sleep. Turns out he did have a bit too much alcohol.
Heavy shook his head and decided it would be best to move on. He can wait until Demoman woke up to continue the interrogation.
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TF2 Sandvich Shenanigans
ComédieOm nomnom... nom om.. nom. Don't expect this to be regularly updated as this was just created as a joke :) I will update it eventually, though! Maybe. Perhaps. ;-; (jk I will) Credit to DUNKMOVIES (for the cover photo) on Devientart (https://www.dev...
