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"Why are you here, greenie?"
I look up at the voice, oh god.. it's bowser.
"I-uhm-uhhh..."
"Stop stuttering, green!"
"S-sorry!"
"Anyways, ANSWER ME NOW!"
"I-I went into another green pipe thinking it was the pipe back to home and then I fell
In and landed here, but mario told me to message him if I got back to Brooklyn but I didn't
So I messaged him telling him I was here but he didn't care and—""
"Shut up."
*he shushed me, and lifted my chin up with his sharp, touchy- not touchy! Claws...*
"I think you ramble too much, and it's annoying."
"S-sorry, mr king bowser!" I said, trying desperately to be formal.
"Kamek, you know what to do."
Kamek picks me up, and throws me into the castle.
Somehow, I get teleported into a cage.
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Ugh, did he really have to land here? Why couldn't it be that stupid mario, I could've killed him in a second. Why do I even keep him alive..?
"Papa!" Junior runs up to me. "I made a new friend!"
"Oh, who is it, Jr?"
"Luigi!"
...Fuck. Now I really can't get rid of him.
"That's amazing, now run along."
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"Mario, where is Luigi?"
"Oh, he's in the dark lands." I answer.
"And you won't do anything about it?!"
"No, why should I? He's 22, he can take care of himself."
"Oh my god mario, this is why I won't marry you!"
"Fineee.. I'll rescue him, princess." I was annoyed by this, Lou can take care of himself, right?
I got my gear on, when I suddenly get punched in the face by a fireball.
"Ow!"
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