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Debate

Yujin - Grandma 1
Xiaoting - Shouting
Dayeon - Yeonnie
Mashiro - Shiro
Chaehyun - Chae
Youngeun - Youngie
Hikaru - Karu chan
Bahiyyih - Hiyyih
Yeseo - Baby
Gaeul - Grandma 2
Yujin - Puppy
Rei - Rei
Wonyoung - Princess
Liz - Liz
Leeseo - Maknae

'Barbie appreciation Club'

Shiro
Guys do we have two butts or one

Puppy
I feel like I've been in a similar situation like this one before

Hiyyih
Probably because you have

Liz
Obviously two

Maknae
What kind of question is this

Shouting
We have one. Period.

Baby
This topic is so stupid and weird

Karu chan
It's two butts

Princess
No it's not

Grandma 1
Order in the courthouse,all in favor of one butt please raise your hand.

Shouting, Princess,Liz, Hiyyih,Maknae,
Chae,Rei,Baby - One Butt

Grandma 1, Shiro,Youngie,Grandma 2,Karu Chan, Yeonnie,Puppy - Two Butt

Hiyyih
Ofc the two grandma's are in one team,they share the same braincell i swr

Grandma 1
Now each party shall present their evidence, starting with team one butt

Princess
Obviously there isn't any evidence it's just common sense which y'all don't have

Shouting
What she means to say is that we have one butt because we have two butts cheeks

Maknae
In conclusion we have only one butt

Grandma 1
Thank you for the information, next is the two butts team

Puppy
You guys are saying we have one butt but then if we truly have one butt then how did god Irene's walk become popular

Shiro
Exactly, when walking our butt doesn't move all at once it goes one up and one down like Irene ( not that i look at her ass or anything)

Grandma 2
If we have one butt then it will go up and down together

Liz
Objection
While speaking i noticed you weren't saying butts, you all said butt as in one

Karu chan
You don't have a point we are saying butt bcoz saying butts is incorrect

Youngie
Anyways, our second point is we all have butt holes which is in between our butt. If we had one it won't be in between it will just be there

Chae
I hope you know what you said doesn't make sense at all

Baby
And i hope all of you know that this conversation is so disgusting. Let's stop talking about this before i puke

Grandma 1
So what came first the chicken or the egg

Yeonnie
The chicken lays the egg so the chicken comes first

Maknae
Naur,if the chicken came first then who layed that chicken

Shiro
Another chicken of course

Puppy
Uhm i don't think that's right, obviously the egg comes first then the egg cracks into a chicken then it continues like that

Karu chan
Then who layed that egg

Chae
Dinosaurs??

Princess
How do dinosaurs even enter the picture

Chae
Hear me out first, dinosaurs we're the first animals on earth so maybe they miraculously layed an egg then it turned into a chicken

Grandma 2
That makes no sense and who's to say that dinosaurs were the first animals on earth

Liz
Isn't it obvious i mean even books I've read about prehistoric times they always mention Dinosaurs as one of the first animals on earth

Rei
So i just searched this and it says sponges were the first animals on earth

Youngie
But aren't they aquatic do they even count??

Rei
I mean that's what Google says

Shouting
But google could be wrong who knows

Grandma 1
But then again in Jurassic park it literally states that dinosaurs were the first animals on earth

Princess
That's a movie bro

Chae
Yeah movies aren't to be taken into consideration

Puppy
Bitch weren't you the one who stated that dinosaurs were the first animals on earth

Chae
Yeah well i went to search about it to be sure

Rei
Didn't i already say that

Chae
I went to confirm to know if you were lying

Rei
Why would i lie

Maknae
Maybe to confuse us and make us believe that dinosaurs were not the first animals on earth

Rei
And why would i do that,i literally don't give a flying shit about this conversation

Baby
Damn chill it ain't that deep

Youngie
Let's all stop before we kill each other

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Hi, i won't be able to update finals are approaching and i need to read well if i want to go to the next class.

Also,if it wasn't obvious i kind of based this on the new jeans fight that was kinda popular between Dani and Hanni ( my two biases).

Who's watching xo,kitty (am i the only one??)

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