The most weirdest commander... (Azur lane x male reader)

Prelude

25th Pacific Fleet "The Annihilators", near Hawaii, February 2070

Aboard the Gerald R Ford. aircraft carrier is the Admiral of the 25th Pacific Fleet, Y/N Royle McAuliffe, who is currently looking through his binoculars, observing the joint British-American naval exercises. The 25th Pacific Fleet dubbed "The Annihilators" is known for their astounding teamwork and firepower. The Fleet comprises of 5 aircraft carriers including the Gerald R Ford, 4 battleships (the Iowa-class battleships have been heavily modernized to replenish the ever-diminishing fleets of the world. Their powertrains have been replaced with fusion reactors and their weaponry have become nuclear (they have thermonuclear missiles), except for their main batteries. Their AA comprises of Phalanx CIWS, except that the caliber is 30mm.), 6 cruisers, 10 destroyers and 5 supply ships.

Y/N POV

Man, fuck this shit! Being an Admiral sucks cause all of the paperwork! I signed up for admiralty to escape paperwork, not to stay with it! To be fair, my ancestors were generals and admirals. So, that makes sense. Anyways, I'm currently overlooking this naval exercise and boy, this shit takes long as fuck. It's been only 4 hours and we're not even at the quarter of the exercises for fuck sake. So, I grab the document to look at the duration of the exer- 3 days?! And no sleep?? Aw hell nah, y'all got me fucked up thinking I'm staying up that late! You know what, I'll just go to the shooting range. Maybe my duo might relieve me of stress.

"Hey there, sexy~" Cassandra cooed. Meet Cassandra or as we call her, lusty Cassy. Cassy is the eldest of the four sisters, whom are the captains of the Iowa-class battleships. She's mostly known for being lecherously flirty with me to the point that her sisters need to pry her off of me whenever they see her pressing her breasts on me and pinning me against the wall. At times, it can get pretty annoying.

"What do you want, Cass?" I asked, annoyed.

"Awwww, don't be like that. You know my little heart can't stand your cold demeanour to me. What I want is you~" She says, licking her lips while caressing my torso. "You know, it's been quite some time ever since our fun time. And *sniffs his scent*, I can't hold it for much longer~"

"Hey look woman, you gotta chill out, a'ight? You're definitely not taking it anytime soon"

Then, she pins me against the wall

"Well then, we'll take it by force"

Just as she's about to force her way to me, her two younger sisters shout out her name, loosening her grip on me, thus giving me an opportunity to run from that crazy bitch.

Cassy's POV

Awwww, he ran away again. No matter, my sisters and I will get you next time, Y/N~ And you won't be escaping us ever again, my dear~

"Big sis, I thought we are going to share him, you selfish meanie!" Bella shouts, angry that her older sister is hogging their "husband". Meet Bella, my second youngest sister. She's known to be the most childish sister as she almost never swears and she's very shy, as well. Although, she does hide her dark side like all of us. We all have a crush on Y/N and we will protect him from the bitches who try to steal our husbando.

"I know that, but I just couldn't resist touching his body. His toned body and *sniffs* scent makes me want to let him ravage my body~"

"Yeah right, we know that you're going to hog him, you selfish bitch!" Luna yells at me. Luna is the second eldest in my family and let's just say that her and I don't get along really well. Ever since Y/N came to the Navy about six years ago, we've been having this rivalry on who will get him first. As I hear those words, a shadow casts on my head, signalling that my evil side is taking over.

"What did you say, you little bitch?"

"You heard me, you bimbo"

I rushed towards her as she rushes towards me. Then, we press our breasts against each other.

"Let me remind you who you're talking to"

"Ladies, what's going on here?" Stella questions inquisitively. Stella is the youngest of my siblings. She really reminds of Y/N as she's the most extroverted one in the group. She's the main reason why our battleships are still intact. If it wasn't for her, half of the fleet would be smouldering steel in this ocean.

"This bitch right here thinks she's all that when she's not" I retort sassily

"*laughs maniacally* Says you, the slut who flirts with my husband" Luna strikes back

Upon hearing this, a shadow appears on Stella's head. Guess being overly obsessive runs in the family...

"Excuse me? Are you hogging my darling?"

"Uh, since when was he your darling, you whore?" Both Luna and I say back. Hearing that, we look at each other, stunned for shouting those words in unison. Just as we are about to clash and destroy the ship along with us, an angelic voice reverberates in the hallway.

"Oi, what are you guys doing?" My Y/N comes back to my rescue. Oh, he's so adorable that I just want to squeeze his cheeks along with his di-

"Nothing, sir"

*sigh* "Whenever I come to you guys, I always see you four fighting. Come on now ladies, get back to your ships. We've been ordered to cancel the exercises due to a powerful typhoon heading our way."

" Yes sir!" We all shout in unison. Before leaving to our ships, I give my husband a kiss he'll never forget.

"Hey, no fair!" My younger sisters clamour.

"All's fair in love and war~"

"You guys..." Y/N says with disappointment

"Bye Admiral!" All of us say our goodbyes before heading to our ships.

Y/N POV:

Those four... What will I do them? I sigh and head towards the bridge. Sometimes, I think my life isn't real. It's as if I only live here in this world of war. Oh, enough with this depressing bullshit! If my dad knew this thoughts, he would've sent me to the US marines and we all know that marines eat crayons as MREs.

"Warning: typhoon landfall imminent"

What?! The typhoon is already here?! Fuck!

3rd person POV

As the fleet traverses the destructive storm, an alien ship appears out of nowhere. Upon spotting the extraterrestrial ship, Y/N gives the order to fire every gun there is from small arms to the big guns of the battleships. Once the smoke clears out, the admiral is dumbfounded for seeing the fact that the ship doesn't have a single scratch. In retaliation, the enemy ship fires every weaponry it has, resulting to the destruction of 90% of the fleet. Having no options left, he orders the four battleships to retreat. Despite the protests and pleads of the four captains, he decides to jump in a F-22 raptor aboard his carrier. Once airborne, he fires every bullets of the 20mm cannon along with the missiles....in vain.

"Girls, there's only one thing left to do..."

"NO PLEASE THERE ARE MORE OPTIONS! PLEASE!!!!" Cassy shouts in her radio

"There's nothing else I can do! Either I kill this bitch along with me or we all die! Do you understand me?"

"Yes sir..." After his retreat order has been sent to them, they knew what he was going to do. Although that's not what they wanted, they understood that it was to secure a better tomorrow.

"Goodbye, gals. It's been an honour being your admiral. Remember, no sacrifice too great." Those are his final words before launching the thermonuclear missile he has on his jet...

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