Step 1.Find your local rat/mouse
Doesn't have to be a specific kind of rat/mouse, as long as it's a rat/mouse, it's good
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Step 2.You have to hold it by the nose/mouth part
As seen in the picture, you put your pointer finger on the red part and your thumb on the blue
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Step 3.You have to find a rope to tie the rat/mouse's nose/mouse with, either using yarn or any kind of thin rope, you have to tie it firmly
You have to do this part because you will need your other hand for the next steps
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Step 4.Once you successfully tie your rat/mouse, you have to find a smooth flat surface
Can be the floor or a table. (or your very flat chest-)
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Step 5.You will now gently lay the rat/mouse on the surface and caress its torso
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But we recommend the swirly caress, as it has been tried on a human and the person said "It's like your soup in a pot and you're being stirred up"
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Step 6.If you notice that the rat/mouse looks like its sleepy or it's looking at you like you hung the moon, stars, and sun
You have to slowly remove the rope around its nose/mouth.
This is a life-risking step because if you untied it at the wrong moment, the thing could bite your finger off...
But if you did it properly...
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Then congrats! You have successfully rizzed up a rat/mouse!
Thank you for reading this tutorial have a nice day!!!<33
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