Are you alive?? Because I'm not 😳💋👀🥺 (Mercenary Rizz)

Intro

Ima be real with u, I have no clue what I'm gonna make this book about. I have a lot of ideas!!!!1!1! Let me make some rules tho in case anyone decides to be a real one and request something 😰

-Okay folks so no smut (sorry I can't write it lmayooo)
-ummm ummm pls no gross things like pedophilia or beastiality (idk how to spell it)
-sorry I really really really out of the bottom of my heart do not want to write child reader or animal reader pretty pls and tyyy

-I can write fluff!!!1!
-I can write Angst!!!!1!
-I can write headcanons!!!1!
-I forgot to mention but this is for tf2/madness combat btw!!!1!