Happy Valley

19. Painless!

J. pov

I tried not to groan as Bella's mobile began barking.

Jacob!

"Jacob! Hey. Listen" hic "I'm sorry I didn't tell you I lived next door to Jasper but" hic "I knew that you would go mental and I didn't want to" hic "lose you"

She sounded adorable.

"are you drunk, Bella?" I heard him ask.

She smiled "yep. Drunk as a skunk, although" hic "I don't think skunks even get drunk" hic "Jasper. Do skunks get drunk?" she turned to me.

"no darlin, they don't. you get in bed and I'll speak to Jacob for you"

she sighed and kissed me gently "mmkay. Bye Jake. Love you"

She handed me the phone and began undressing.

"Jacob?"

"what the fuck do you want leech?" he said through clenched teeth.

"listen to me, pup. And listen good. You may have been able to pull this crap with Edward but not me. I am older, wiser, and stronger than that asshole"

He was silent for a second.

"what do you want. And why is Bella drunk?" he asked.

"that's what I want to speak to you about. I don't know if you know about the volturi or not, but anyway. The volturi is like the kings of the vampire world. They make the rules and they call the shots"

"get to the point!"

I resisted the urge to growl "the main rule of the vampires is don't tell humans about us"

"I guessed as much. Go on" Jacob said.

"someone went and told the volturi about Bella and Angela knowing out secret"

"WHAT! What's going to happen?" he growled.

"Alice had a vision of the volturi coming and killing them both. But…."

He cut me off "I'm coming to get them. What is it with you fucking parasites? Not got enough vamp chicks, you have to go steel ours"

"Bella was never yours" I growled.

"she could have been. Whatever. I'm going to go get the pack then we are coming to get the girls"

"that's not possible. Bella is my mate and Angela has mated with my brother Emmett. They are going to be turned tomorrow. That way the volturi has no reason to attack them"

Jacob was breathing heavily "like hell your going to change them. Have you dill weeds forgotten about the treaty? You bite them and we kill you. Simple as that"

I smirked "I'm sorry to ruffle your fur, but Emmett and I are not cullens. I am Jasper Whitlock and my brothers name is Emmett McCarty. We were married to cullens that doesn't make us cullens"

Jacob growled. He knew I had him there. "you son of a fucking bitch! You bite Bella and I will kill you myself"

"careful dog. that's my mamma your cursin there"

"listen to me, man. Please. Bella tends to make rash decisions. Think about Charlie. What about if you guys split up?"

I was getting angry now. "this isn't a rash decision. Bella is my soul mate. She has agreed to become my wife. The only thing left to say is this. If you want to continue being Bella's friend, you need to stop with this enemy shit. We don't kill humans and nether will Bella or Angela. This is the only way. Would you rather be burying our best friend?"