Mr. Osomatsu and the Flower Shop

❤🍺🧳🗺🚘From a Trip to a Car Crash🚘💥🚗🕶💙

(❤️🍺Osomatsu's POV🍺❤️)

Today is October 5th, 2023, and everything's normal. Our parents are eating lunch as we sextuplets lazed in the living room.

"I'm so bored! I wish there was something to do," I thought. At the corner of my eye, I noticed a magazine. All I could see was a picture of a family having fun together as they were going on a trip. This immediately triggered a memory of when the family went on a road trip to Kyoto, and then I realized that we hadn't taken a road trip in years, so that's when I got an idea.

"Hey, guys, I've got a plan, but I need your guys' help," I instructed.

My 5 younger brothers all sighed in annoyance since most of my ideas were either stupid or dangerous. The third eldest, Choromatsu, or as I like to call him Fappymatsu, was the most irritated.

"*Sigh* Okay, what's this "plan" Shitty eldest?" He asked.

I was about to explain my plan
until I realized what he had said. That made me give him a death stare.

"Well, Fappymatsu, I was thinking that maybe we could go on a trip with Mom and Dad for once," I responded.

My brothers looked at each other and then back at me with confusion in their eyes.

After a moment of silence, Karamatsu said, "Woah okay, so one of our most selfish, careless, ignorant Bruazas is suggesting a trip with the whole family?"

I gave an awkward smile and replied, "Um, yes? What's wrong with that?"

He opened his mouth to speak, but he quickly closed his lips before saying anything.

I knew what they were probably going to say, so I just blurted out my thoughts "Okay, I know what you're going to say, but we haven't had a road trip together in years, plus we have nothing better to do."

"Well... that is true," Ichimatsu stated in his monotone voice, "but I don't think Mom and Dad would be up for it," He continued.

To be honest, I was surprised that Ichimatsu said something because he usually just stayed silent. Anyway, my brothers and I kept going back and forth, debating if we should go or not. We all took a vote, and four of us wanted to go while the rest didn't, so the only thing we had to do next was to get Mom and Dad on board.

After a bit of stress and anxiety, we all walked into the kitchen as our parents were finishing their lunch. They noticed us immediately and asked us if we wanted to eat anything. We shook our heads no, but we told them that we were going to have a family meeting. They seemed suspicious at first but went with it anyway.

"So, what do you NEETS need?" Our father asked as he crossed his arms.

"W-Well, um... O-Osomatsu nii-san, it was your idea, right? S-So, why don't you tell them?" Todomatsu stammered.

"Huh? O-Oh, right..." I began with hesitation, "I was thinking that maybe we could go on a road trip?"

Jyushimatsu decided to join in the conversation and added, "Yeah! It'll be so much fun!"

Our parents looked at each other and then back at us. We were sweating bullets as we waited for their response.

Mother started to hum, "Well, it has been a while since we've had a trip as a family."