"Boop dee boop" I hear the GUT WRENCHING SCREAM OF MY ALARM, it's the ripe hour of 8:36 am. I'm sweating my ass off under these thick ass covers after a restless night of sleep paralysis.
"Ah shit.." I groaned as I struggled to sit up, as I rubbed my eyes and pulled up the strap of my tank top before I flashed anyone. I finally get my ass up and in the shower.
While scrubbing and dubbing, I for real fucking fell on my ass trying to reach for the dove bar of soap. But that's okay cause that's just a sign that im gonna have a glamorous day.
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The water felt great and I really didn't wanna get out, but I was gonna be late and god knows what would happen if I miss a second of math again. I slip on the cutest most coquettest, Lana Del Rey vinyl, slip dress before grabbing my heavy ass tote and heading out the door with my Audi R8 keys in hand.
-Time skip-
I walk into this god forbidden school, but I sorta catwalk cause it's just that sorta day and Im aware I look fab.
I felt eyes burning through the back of my head, and bitches from the left and right are looking at me. One reason I hate this school is because of its gossip system, everyone here really fucking sucks and could make your life a living hell.
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^^an accurate visual of your bomb ass outfit 🔥
I decide to ignore the stares, and reach my locker. I grabbed a couple textbooks, and my earbuds that I left here the other day. I slipped one in and ferociously and shamelessly blasted deep throat by cupcake! I make my way to first period...
I open the ugly assbirch door, unfortunately entering a second late. This sends the teacher into an astronomical state and she does 2.5 fucking back flips off the walls and whispered the word "mother". I told you she was fucking crazy, this is why I hate math.
I completely disregard her tantrum and sit my ass down on the only seat left in the back, which happened to be made of ugly acacia wood, and also happened to be in between a pretty fire looking emo kid, and another who looked similar to the other except dressed straight out of a GTA game
End of ch 1 ! ————————————————————————— Vielen Dank! Million dollars pppppppooosayyy🫨🤑 On the realsies, hope you're enjoying this so far and really savoring it cause I don't think I'm ever gonna continue this in the near future 😘
