Rugrats the Movie

A baby is a gift from a Bob

They all paused when they heard singing. CJ and Angelica look outside to see Susie singing.

Susie Angelica Both

♪A baby is very neat, a baby is a special treat.♪
A baby has lots of toes, a baby has a tiny nose.♪

"Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?" Asked Angelica as leaves while the babies watch from inside.

♪A baby is a little dickens, a baby is a cuddly chicken.♪

Angelica is next to Didi's belly, chuckling, as she plans to make her move.

♪A baby is lots of joy.♪

♪A baby will get all the toys!♪

"What are you doing? " Asked Susie.

♪A baby has a smiley face...♪

♪A baby is from outside space!♪

" Angelica!"

"Susie!"

♪A baby is extra fancy.♪

♪A baby poops in his pantsies!♪

Susie: Cut it out!

Angelica: No!

The babies climb outside to watch. Tommy and CJ sit next to each other with the others behind.

Like a birdie singing in a tree

More like Reptar screaming in your ear! Angelica points to Tommy and CJ.

♪A baby is a gift, a gift from a Bob! A baby is a gift from a Bob, Bob, Bob! A baby is a gift.♪

"Do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?" Asked Chuckie.

" I don't know." Said CJ.

"Why?" Asked Tommy.

"Because if Bob bringed a gift, it's probably one of them." He explained pointing to the baby shower gifts on a nearby table.

A baby is very special!♪

♪A baby is, is NOT!!!!!♪

Song ends, Angelica's screaming has induced Didi's labor. Didi painfully groans in discomfort.

"Oh! Betty, it's time!" Didi said in a panic.

"It's time? Oh, boy. Everybody to your stations, people! Howard, get Stu. Charlotte, call the hospital. Deed, start your breathing. Come on, good girl." Said Betty, helping Deeds to calm down.

Didi begins her rhythmic breathing.

The other grownups pick up the babies. Drew gets Angelica as Charlotte picks up CJ and calls the hospital.

"Up we go, sprout. We got a Pickle to deliver." Said Lou, picking up Tommy.

"Let's go to the car, kids." Howard told the twins.

During the rush, the goat has broken loose and is destroying the party. While the goat destroys things, it sets off the sprinkler system.

" Would somebody turn that sprinkler off?" Asked Charlotte as she rushed out, carrying CJ with her. CJ giggles at the water.

The goat comes inside, dragging a chair on his leg. Grandpa and Tommy look at it as if it was a show

"Now, that's what I call a "baby shower!" " Lou told Tommy.

Cut to exterior of the "Lipschitz Maternity Arts Building", 3 cars race to the front entrance. Cut to interior, looking at a bank of monitors with Dr. Lipschitz's image on each monitor.

Lipschitz: (on monitors) Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center for Holistic Birthing, offering the modern parent the state of the art in primitive birth alternatives.

Everyone rushes to follow Stu and Didi as Charlotte was on the phone talking to Johnathan. CJ looks at her aunt in worry.

While Lipschitz speaks, a statue with Lipschitz holding several babies comes into view. Then, cut to a board that displays the names of mothers giving birth, in a fashion of the "Arrivals" and "Delays" board at airports. The gang arrive at the reception desk.

" Oh, Mrs. Pickles! You weren't due till next week, now, dear. Geez, well, I guess we could try and squeeze you in somewhere, huh?" The nurse said.

"But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the all-natural Zen experience in the Tibetan terrace room!" Said Didi

"In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going." Said Boris.

"Ah, yes, the old country room." Said the nurse

Nurse opens door to a room that has maternity equipment in a middle of a potato field, complete with cows and a farmer.

"Do you have anything a little cleaner?" Didi asked as she saw CJ clinged onto Stu. As Stu was pushing the wheel chair, he uses one arm to pick up CJ.

"Well, we could try the aquatic immersion room." She said.

The gang looks at a window of a tank that has fish, a sea turtle, dolphins, and ruins, plus the pre-requisite maternity gear. The new mother pictured is in scuba gear, while her doctor is in an old-fashioned sea diver's outfit. Didi looks behind her and sees CJ crawling on Stu, getting on his neck.
She puts her legs on each of his shoulders with her hands both side of her uncle's head.

"She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish!" Said Minka.

A couple of doctors enter; one of them is Dr. Lucy Carmichael.

"Oh! Stu, Didi, Randy called to say you were on your way. I didn't realize you were bringin' the whole party! How far apart are the pains, hon?" Said Lucy, referring to the others.

"Oh, they're... pretty much constant." Said Stu as he looks at his hand that Didi squeezed on.

" Okay, Didi, let's go and get you settled in, huh?"

The babies are placed in a playpen. Chas takes CJ off of Stu's shoulders and places her in the playpen with the others.

"Here you go, sprout." He said, putting Tommy in and patting CJ on the head. Tommy and CJ goes over to Didi in worried.

"Don't worry, cupcake, sweetie, auntie/mommy's going to be okay." She told them as Stu pats CJ's head and smiling down at Tommy.

The Grown-ups leave; Didi continues her breathing exercises. Grandpa and Boris sit nearby, preparing to play cards.

"Oh, gosh, Tommy, your mommy sure seems upset." Said Chuckie.

" Maybe your baby sister really is losted." Said Lil. CJ looks sad as she watches them leave.

" Whoa! Maybe we can buy her a new one." Said Tommy as he pulls out his chocolate coin.

" Where're we gonna find a baby in a place like this?" Chuckie asked.

Pulls away to reveal several doctors walking around, carrying babies.