Star Wars Rebels: Facebook

Part One

Kanan Jarrus(?) has joined Facebook

Hera Syndulla and Ezra Bridger like this.

Kanan Jarrus: Seriously?

Hera Syndulla: Yes, love.

Ezra Bridger: Love you Master!

Garrizeb Orrelios(?): Yeah. Sorry, Kanan, but I really don't want you on Facebook.

Sabine Wren: Yeah, I agree with Zeb this time.

Kanan Jarrus: Come on!

Agent Kallus: No one likes you, Jedi scum!

Kanan Jarrus: Screw you, Kallus!

Agent Kallus: :,(

Inquisitor: Hey, Jedi! >:(

Kanan Jarrus: Let me guess. A lightsaber duel.

Inquisitor: Maybe.

Kanan Jarrus: I thought you died.

Inquisitor: Like you thought Ezra died.

Kanan Jarrus: How do you know his name?

Inquisitor: Facebook.

Kanan Jarrus: *facepalm* Of course. Ezra, change your username.

Ezra Bridger: No, thanks, Kanan! :D

Kanan Jarrus: Why do I even try?

Ezra Bridger: Because you <3 me.

Kanan Jarrus: Well, I'm starting to debate that.

Ezra Bridger: :,(

Sabine Wren: *sighs* Will you two stop arguing?

Zeb: Please?

Agent Kallus: If it weren't for that Jedi brat named Ezra, you'd be dead.

Zeb: Stop reminding me! You're just as bad as Ezra!

Ezra Bridger: I try, Zeb! >:)

Zeb: >:(

Ezra Bridger: :D

Zeb: >:# *cusses*

Hera Syndulla: Garrizeb Orrelios!

Zeb: Yes?

Kanan Jarrus: *sigh*

Kanan posted a selfie

0 likes

Kanan Jarrus: Oh, come on!

Hera Syndulla: You don't look good.

Ezra Bridger: You look worse than the Inquisitor.

Inquisitor: Hey! :,(

Kanan Jarrus: EZRA BRIDGER!

Ezra Bridger: Gotta go! *runs off*

Kanan Jarrus: *chases Padawan*

Hera Syndullla: Who wants to change their username?

Artist Rebel: Beat you to it, Hera.

Dark Sith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Muscle Rebel: Hey! :D

Twi'lek Pilot: Whoo-hoo!

Jediarewonderful: Hera, that's a terrible username. Same with you, Zeb. Sabine, I love your username!

Twi'lek Pilot: Jediarewonderful? Seriously?