Star Wars Rebels: Facebook

Part Three

Qui-GonisbetterthanObi-Wan has changed their username to JediRule

1,000,000 likes

Obi-WanisbetterthanLuke has changed their username to Obi-Wan

1,000,000 likes

RebelLeader: It's about time you changed that. Now it's not so mean.

KananJedi: Is mine better, Mon?

Jediarewonderful: I think it is.

RebelLeader: It is, Kanan. Better than "I'm so sexy!"

KananJedi: *laughs*

PurpleLightsaberRules: You guys have good usernames now.

Vader's Wife: Nice username, Kanan.

CoolestJediintheGalaxy: Yeah. What Mon said.

Obi-Wan: Thanks, everyone!

JediRule: What my Padawan said.

Darth Maul: Jedi suck.

Darth Maul has changed their username to JediSuck

0 likes

JediSuck: Oh, come on!

KananJedi: Most of us are Jedi, you idiot. Most Sith have left Facebook.

JediSuck: Oh.

Han Solo has joined Facebook

Han Solo has changed their username to BestPilotintheGalaxy

3 likes

Chewbacca has joined Facebook

Chewbacca has changed their username to ChewietheWookie

6 likes

BestPilotintheGalaxy: Oh, come on! Chewie got more likes than me? :(

ChewietheWookie: Ha! :)

Vader's Wife: Welcome to Facebook, you two!

KananJedi: I like your username, Chewie.

ChewietheWookie: Thanks.

Jediarewonderful: What Kanan said.

ChewietheWookie: Thanks.

BestPilotintheGalaxy: *huffs*

ChewietheWookie: :)

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KananJedi posted a selfie

ChewietheWookie likes this

KananJedi: Oh, come on! Mon? Han? Ezra? Anyone else?

Jediarewonderful: Nope! :)

Vader's Wife: You're not pretty, Kanan.

ChewietheWookie: I like the trees. They remind me of Kashyyk(?).

RebelLeader: I don't like it.

JediSuck: You look worse than Vader.

Jediarewonderful: More like the Inquisitor. Man, that dude's ugly!

KananJedi: *sigh* Why do I even try?

Jediarewonderful: Because you like Facebook.

KananJedi: I'm starting to debate that.

Jediarewonderful: :(

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Jediarewonderful posted a selfie with KananJedi