im a bit eepy but HERE WE GO!!
The Fruity Object Show (my show)
Tire: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Wrench: You need to stop.
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Flax: Why are Globe and Skittle sitting with their backs to each other?
Cupcake: They had a fight.
Flax: Then why are they holding hands?
Cupcake: They get sad when they fight.
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Whiteboard: Bye Chemical Tube! Bye Wrench! Bye Tire! Bye Cupcake! Bye Chemical Tube!
Wrench: You said 'bye Chemical Tube' twice.
Whiteboard: I like Chemical Tube.
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Globe: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Flax: Plane tickets?
Cupcake: Concert tickets?
Skittle: Prostitution?
Globe, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Whiteboard: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Chemical Tube: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Whiteboard: Absolutely not.
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Lollipop: Posty, can I talk to you for a second?
Posty: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Flaggy are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Lollipop: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Lollipop: *Screams*
Lol: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Pop: Should we do something?!
Poplolli, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Posty, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Notebook.
Notebook: How did you do that without turning around?
Posty: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Lollipop: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Lol: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Pop: I got distracted about halfway through.
