Chapter 8: Better Call Kinkajou

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Sorry for the very short chapter, keep in mind I mostly write this in class

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Clay needed a lawyer after killing Burn, he didn't know what to do. He had sat at home for almost all of the month time he was given. Only 2 weeks left. Clay sat down with Starflight and turned on the tv to watch some shows. When they changed the channel an ad appeared.

"Hey, I'm Kinkajou Goodwing" "Kinkajou?" Clay thought. "Did you know you have rights, the rainwing kingdom says you do. Have you been framed with a terrible crime?" "Why yes kinkajou!", the acting was so mediocre it hurt, Kinkajou's whole budget had to be 3 dollars at most. "Well then you......" "BETTER CALL KINKAJOU!" "If you'd better call Kinkajou just call 4206996578".

Clay knew Kinkajou and knew Kinkajou would be terrible but with no choice ended up calling the number. "Hello Kinkajou here what's your problem" "ummm well it's Clay, I've been framed for murder" "um im not sure if I'm good enough as a lawyer to help with that, sorry Clay".

Kinkajou hung up, Clay didn't know what to do but was stopped by Starflight "we'll find her in person". The next day Clay and Starflight entered Kinkajou's office "listen Clay if this is about that go get another lawyer" "listen Kinkajou..... I did kill him" "WHAT!" "In self defence, he kidnapped us" "that's still so unclay, I can't process this" "will you Kinkajou" "I'll get back to you later".

A few days later Kinkajou appeared at Clays door. "I'll agree alright Clay but we've got to get some stuff clear, 600'000 dollars for me to help". "Fine Kinkajou" "also Starflight told me about the business, and remember if you're ever in trouble.... Better call Kinkajou!".

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