This all happened on march 45th, a normal jenny day of working at toteiou, a grocery store in a small town in texas. I moved to texas when i was four days old, to get away from all the bad memories in france. I was just doing my boring old job, nothing like quirky old jenny. I was ringing up a customer, a friend i had met i because he had been to the store many times before. As i was scanning his cheap wine, i jokingly said "its five o clock somewhere amirite?" He chuckled and said " Classic old jenny!" I finished ringing up his twelve tv dinners and thought to myself, does this guy know how to cook?! I say, "hey, maybe wanna hangout sometime?", hoping to teach him how to make a decent fucking meal, as a 60 year old woman would say, he smiles and replies "sure! id love that!" Jenny instantly regretted saying that, after all she had a husband,and he mightve gotten the wrong idea!
