Peter
Ned, I got shot, what's the fastest way home?
Ned
Ned
Ned
Ned
Guy in the chair!
NEEEEED I'M BLEEDING OUT IN A DARK ALLEY
***
You're what now?!
Peter
So that got your attention!
Yeah, I was on patrol and a woman was getting robbed, so I jumped in and got shot. Can you beleive it? How rood.
~~~• ( -_-)
***
........
Did you just send an emoticon of you getting shot?
Peter
You're not Ned, are you
***
No
You got issues , kid.
Peter
*le gasp*
How do you know I'm a kid?
***
Oh, I know all about you, Peter Benjamin Parker, currently living at 587 apartment in Queens.
Peter
Are you a stocker?
***
What? No, of course not
Peter
That's exactly what a stocker would say!
***
That's also what anybody would say
Peter
Alright Mr. Kidnapper, I'll be out the door in 10 min
***
Wha— I'M NOT GOING TO KIDNAP YOU
Peter changed *** to Mr. Kadnippsr
Mr. Kadnippsr
Really kid?
You can't even spell kidnapper right?
Peter
Hey, in my defense, I'm a little dizzy from blood loss
Peter changed Mr. Kadnippsr to Mr. Kidnapper
Mr. Kidnapper
Wait, WHAT
Peter
I told you I got shot
Mr. Kidnapper
I didn't think you were serious!
Hold on, let me add someone to this chat, he'll know what to do.
Mr. Kidnapper added ***
***
Hello
Why am I here
Peter
Hello mr/ms/mrs/mx
***
Hi?
How did you get this number?
Mr. Kidnapper
I added you
***
He named you Mr. Kidnapper?
Pffft
Good Job , kid
Peter
Why is everyone assuming I'm a kid?!
Mr. Kidnapper
Yes, all very funny, but the kid is currently bleeding out!
Peter
I'm not a kid!
I'm 15 (-_-)
***
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BLEEDING OUT
Mr. Kidnapper
Apparently, he got shot.
***
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS NOW
HOW DOES A 15 YEAR OLD EVEN GET SHOT
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