"OH FART PUSSY BITCH", yelped out Gru, The Hamburglar's manager as he looks at his phone. "What, what happened Gru", Trixie Mattle asked Gru. Gru was too shocked and disgusted to say anything, he just shoved the phone in Trixie's face. On it was a picture of The Hamburglar licking cum off of a Hamburger. "Holy shit... how did that leak onto Twitter.Com", Trixie questioned Gru and she kept staring at the scandalous picture. "I have no idea, all I know is The Hamburglar can NOT find out about this", Gru said as the pair watched The Hamburglar take photos promoting his new Hamburger, The HornyBurger. "Yeah I agree, not a peep to the Hamburglar", Trixie said as she kept watching The Hamburglar and started to rub her nipples just a little bit.
5 Minutes Later
"Hey mama pussy cunt slay... we have a tiny issue", Trixie said to The Hamburglar as he walked towards her and a small group of other. He could tell their was an problem. Everyone wouldn't stop staring at him as he was practicing lap dances for his burger shows. "What's the issue", The Hamburglar questioned Trixie. "Well... this really really REALLY sexy pic of you got leaked on Twitter.com", Gru said to The Hamburglar as he showed him the picture. "But don't worry, we already found the I.P. Address of the bitch who leaked it and a swat team is already raiding their house", Frankie Grande butted in with a gay smile. "Oh... okay", The Hamburglar said with a shrug as he went back to being sexy and twerking and farting. Everyone had their jaws on the floor. They were shocked that The Hamburglar didn't have another freakout because he is definitely mentally stable :). But little did they know, The Hamburglar was freaking out on the inside but didn't want to show it.
Later That Night
To take his mind off of the stress of the smexy CumBurger photo, he decided to go party at a hot new club called The McChicken. He brought his best friend/assistant Ronanld Mcdonald and some other stupid hot bitch named Birbie the Early Bird. After stepping out of their Burger-Mobile into the club and getting some drinks, The Hamburglar and Birdie stepped onto the dance floor. Ronald wasn't the sexy slutty type so he just sat at the bar like a fucking nerd. He watched as The Hamburglar started violently shaking his ass, his sesame seed buns shaking with every little movement.
Across the dance floor Tedros could tell a nice piece of buns had entered his club, as his greasy nasty fucking rattail can sense when a hot piece of ass enters The McChicken. Tedros began to stalk his prey, slithering down the dance floor until he was grinding onto The Hamburglar's juicy buns. "Hey zaddy, whacha doin", The Hamburglar said to Tedros flirtatiously. "What I'm about to be doing is you bbg", Tedros said with a wink. The Hamburglar nearly fainted by the comment. He had never been moved by a man's words so easily (except for every other time he let his man's shoot their mayo in his buns). "GAWD DAMN ARE YOUR BUNS NICE AND TOASTY", Tedros said as he gripped his meaty claws into The Hamburglars ass and cummed a little. Tedros then grabbed the Hamburglars hand as he led him to a stairway in the back where no one would find them. Suddenly he began to aggressively make out with The Hamburglar. Tedros's mouth may have tasted like honey mustard but luckily The Hamburglar found it SUPER DUPER SEXY. They kept making out with one another as Tedros began to feel around The Hamburglars Hamburgerussy, causing the Hamburger man to moan softly. Before the two could get freaky they heard Ronald calling out for The Hamburglar. He couldn't find his testie bestie anywhere. "Who is that clown", Tedros joking whispered, not realizing that Ronald was an actual clown. "Oh he's just my best friend/assistant thing", The Hamburglar said with a laugh. "Anyways I should probably go because Ronald is such a fucking pussy loser. Maybe I'll catch you around sometime", The Hamburglar said with a wink as he walked away, his ass cheeks clapping with every step he took.
Even LATER That Night
The Hamburglar stumbled into his rich guy house and flopped onto his Hamburger shaped couch. All he could think about Tedros. He could still feel his greasy body up against his and could still smell the alcoholism in his breath. That made him wet like a Gusher. He gripped his biggie ball buster COCK and started stroking, using the grease on his hand from touching Tedros as lotion. He whacked his weedwhacker to the thought of Tedros until his McCum shot out of him. Ronald watched in horror as he watched The Hamburglar slowly stumble up the stairs to his room without cleaning the McCum he shot all over their living room. Babycakes Ronald shed a tear as he realized he was the one who had to McCleanUp the McFuckingMess.
The Next Night
"Damn Hamburglar why are you dressing like such a SNACK", Ronald asked The Hamburglar. "I invited Tedros over, maybe he will eat out my hamburgerussy tonight", The Hambuglar said slyly. "Ugh him, he so fucking weird and greasy". "Yeah but he's our guest so just be nice. Speaking of him he should be here right now so go let him in while I finish my slut session", The Hamburglar said as he slapped makeup on his face. Ronald just rolled his eyes and walked downstairs to the front door and opened it, revealing Tedros wearing a suspicious long brown coat and a sneaky smile on his face. "Well hello beautiful", Tedros said to Ronald as he gently grabbed his hand and kissed it. "Uhh... come on in", Ronald said as he wiped his now greasy hand. "What a amazing home you two have", Tedros said as he touched all the furniture with his musty crusty greasy hands. He then yelped out that he needed to shit REALLY bad and ran into the bathroom as quick as he could. After locking the door he pulled the Weezer blue album from his coat and shoved it up his ass. "Oh fuck yeah I love Weezer", Tedros said softly and moaned. He then coughed up blood because he has many diseases. After leaving the bathroom without cleaning up the blood because he's a doucebag he was greeted by The Hamburglar in sexy hamburger themed lingerie. "Damn bbg that outfit makes your ass look DUMMY THICC", Tedros said to The Hamburglar and kissed his cheek. They spent the night drinking and talking about their careers, how Tedros was the owner of the hottest new nightclub and how The Hamburglar was a creator and promoter for McDonald's newest burgers. Tedros got really curious about the burger business was so The Hamburglar led him to his burger studio.
"This... is my new burger, the CumBurger. I'm personally not a fan but the company is all for it", The Hamburglar said as he gave Tedros the burger. "It tastes okay, but I don't think you know where to add the cum in", Tedros said as he placed the half-eaten burger on the counter. "Your gonna tell me that I don't know anything about cum, your silly", The Hamburglar teased. "Here, let me show you something nice", Tedros said as he whipped his dick out and began to jerk off onto the burger. This sight made The Hamburglar extremely horny. After releasing his cream onto the burger, he stepped closer and closer to The Hamburglar. "Eat it", Tedros said to the helpless burger man. He was hesitant at first, but took a bite anyways. This one single bite had just introduced The Hamburglar to a new word of flavors. He couldn't believe his mouth... AND HIS DICK!!!
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