"SON OF A INFATED PUFFERFISH!!! WHO TURNED OFF THE INTERNET?!?!" Mable yelled as she slammed her fists down near computers keyboard making the mouse jump from the impact, she was just about to watch the main character of 'I Love you' confess to her crush and kiss when the internet decided to die on her. She rubbed her temples tiredly and looked around her room. She had moved into the hidden room that Soos found 4 years ago and given had it a HUGE overdue makeover.
There where now pink star shaped fairy lights all over the place, she had Candy and Grenda come over and help her paint her roof look like a cloudy sunset, on the floor was a giant fluffy pale pink circle rug that covered most of the floor, she set up her desk underneath the small window with her chest of draws and wardrobe near the door, and in the conner near her bed and desk was a fluff pastel purple beanbag.
"Maaableee.. It's 4 in the bloody morning..." Dipper voice groaned sleepily though the walkie talky "And we start high school again tomorrow..."
"Oops!! Sorry Dip!!" Mable whispered into the radio.
"You're lucky that Grunkle Stan is dead to the world when he sleeps and Grunkle Ford is down in the sound-proof basement 24-7 doing who-knows-what." Dipper said sleepily shoving his face back down into his pillow, not even 5 seconds later a large bang went off making everything in the shack jump.
"WHAT THE FU--" Mable yelled before the walkie talkie line went out.
"5 minutes, just 5 minutes without something going wrong, please!!" Dipper said throwing off the covers and storming down the stairs to the living room, only to realize there was now a rusty red colored Toyota Ute covered in mud and dirt with dents and scratches now in the wall where Grunkle Stan sits in the living room. Stan and Mable came running into the living room next to me and Grunkle Stan almost fainted when he saw the car, his face was priceless until till Ford came up stairs and saw the Ute in the middle of the of his living room.
"Stanley, have you been toying with my gadgets again?? I told you not to touch them!!" Ford pointed a finger at Stan, only for Stan to swat it away.
"I didn't touch nothing Point-dexter, besides I don't know what they do!! How would I know to teleport a random ass car into my house?!" Stan gestured with both hands to the car.
"Your house? YOUR HOUSE?!" Ford yelled.
"OH MY GOD, WILL YOU 2 SHUT IT ALREADY!!!" Someone yelled getting out of the driver's seat of the Toyota Ute slamming the side door shut standing Infront of them point an accusing finger Stan and Ford "You 2 are worse than my mother and Grandparents!!!" The girl had shoulder-blade length blonde curly hair with some of her hair done in small pony tail, she wore a fitting black dress with a rusty pink trim at the top and combat boots that had spikes around the top and fingerless gloves that ended at her wrists that had the same rusty pink trim around it, around her neck was a black choker with a grey heart on it, she also had familiar piercing greeny-blue eyes.
"Pacifica??" Mabel said utterly confused after a moment "What are you doing here??"
Calling the girl Pacifica seemed to have ticked her off because she whipped her head around so fast, she looked like she pulled a neck muscle.
"Pacifica?!" She said utterly outraged "You think I'm Pacifica?!"
A snort came from the back of the Ute followed by a fit of giggles that slowly became uncontrollable laughter. The Pacifica look alike slowly turned her head to the trunk of the Ute.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! SHE CALLED YOU PACIFICA?!?!" A head shot up from the back of the Ute pointing at her, whoever they were, they thought that Mable calling the Look-alike-Pacifica was hilarious "THAT IS THE FUNNEST THING I HAVE HEARD SINCE- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA, AMETHYST, I DON'T SEE WHY YOUR MAD, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!" They continued laughing like a maniac, while Mabel shivered, that laugh was waaaaay to creepy familiar for her. Amethyst marched over to the back of the trunk, pulled down the back wall of the Ute, and then proceed to reach in and drag the laughing person out of the boot and dumped her on the ground.
"Gale, pleased stay focused one second!!" Amethyst said at the person, who was rolling around on the ground laughing and pointing at Amethyst.
"How can I when Mable just called you PACIFICA?! It's too damn fucking funny!! Ahahahahahaaa!!" Gale laughed slowly standing up, when she finally stood up, she was towering over Amethyst and looking over the Pines family chuckling.
Her near black hair done up in a low messy bun, her right eye was brown and covering her left eye was a yellow 6-pointed star eye-patch decorated with the protection and strength rune symbol, she had a red plaid shirt on but had undone all the buttons on it and tied around just underneath her chest and was wearing a black strapless crop top underneath paired with ripped Demin shorts, finger less gloves that went halfway up her fore arm and combat boots similar to Amethyst's, she also wore a black choker with a grey heart on it.
"Who are you and what you are doing in our living room??" Mable asked calmly.
"I honestly have no idea" Amethyst said crossing arms and glaring at Gale "She was supposed to teleport us somewhere safe but ended up teleporting us into your living room."
"What do mean 'Teleport'" Ford said darkly.
Gale yawned, exposing sharp canine like back teeth and snaped her mouth shut like bear trap, whipping an iPhone charger length tail around while doing so. She looked over at the Pines family tiredly.
"What are ya'll looking at?? Can't an interdimensional parallel universe hopping chaotic Dream demon yawn in peace??" She asked putting a hand on her hip.
The Pines family stared at her, mouth agape. They stood there silently for what seemed like an eternity, until Ford finally processed this and bolted to the vending machine, opened it and started to run down the stairs leading to the elevator. But instead of seeing the elevator at the bottom of the stairs he ran down the stairs leading to the next level of his house and entered the living room again.
"What-" Ford mumbled, He ran though the living room and went to the vending machine. He repeated this procedure until he fell onto his hands and knees. He looked up at Gale and Amethyst.
"Oi Point-dexter, you good??" Stanley asked helping his brother up.
"I can't get down to the lab" He whispered "My gun is down there."
"You don't need your gun, Sixer." Gale called crossing her arms and leaning against the Ute.
"BILL!!" Ford yelled trying to lunge at Gale "WHAT DO WANT YOU- YOU-!!"
"YOU DORITO!!" Mable finished hiding behind Dipper.
Gale looked confused "Bill??, You mean the dumbass who tried to take over the world??" Gale raised an eyebrow as she spoke. Amethyst snorted and started giggling before nearly dying of laughter.
"Pffffft!! A-HAHAHA A-HAHAHA, THEY THOUGHT YOU WHERE BILL!! A-HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!! I GET WHY YOU LAUGHED NOW GALE, *Wheeze* THIS IS HILARIOUS, A-HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Is she ok or??" Mable asked poking her head out from behind Dipper and raising an eyebrow at Amethyst.
"Yea, she's fine, just let her get it out of her system" Gale answered looking down at Amethyst, who was on her knees, holding her stomach and banging on the floor "She hasn't had a lot of time to laugh."
I remember this taking years to write, mostly because I kept running out of motivation and ideas
YOU ARE READING
Book starters that I never finished/published and Fandom ideas.
Fanfiction2023: Wow this terrible!!... I'm gonna edit and publish it to the internet!!
