British Skit
The world is changing as we know, The british is taking over. They have been colonizing the governments since way back than.
The british have infected the internet into believe that they are normal americans, When they infact arent . Queen lizzy is seducing young minors into falling in love with her, in hopes of finding a new mate for her evil british children. Skitbo is infact a spawn of queen lizzy's breeding. The british government (boris johnson and others) are currently undermining the american president (joe biden) into believing that they are ALLIES. (Sources: Skitbo minecraft research)
Skitbo has shown farious reasons on why they could possibly be british, including but not limited to, saying 'Colour' and using the word 'Grey', and talking about kettles, they talk about women alot, which is another primary british trait, Skitbo's closely related second removed cousin Tommyinnit is a prime example of a british evil child. (sources: Tommyinnit, Skitbo)
Skitbo has showed close relations with Tubbo (twitch streamer) who is also an evil british child bred from the queen, The queen thinks she can taint the americans with her sexy looks but shes wrong, The americans will not CONDONE THESE ACTIONS.
Canadian william:
Skitbo might be a canadian, research has been conducted and statistics show they might in fact be canadian, heres why. Skitbo swears mildly, they sometimes apologize, they have a similar timezone (we think) to us americans. I believe in that this essay will prove that skitbo is either a nice canadian <3 or an evil british child scum.
Skitbo has been my friend for months, so i have been accustomed to their personality and such on the internet, weve played many rounds of bedwars, ive seen them tired <3 theyre adorable (why did i write that? No clue) but thats not the point. Skitbo could be a brit. If skitbo is a brit i should end our friendship and find some americans.
I think canadians are pretty cool (not) so if skit turns out to be one i think ill be fine with that. BUT GOD DAMN IF SKITS A FUCKING BRITISH EVIL SPAWN I WILL FUCKING KMS
