Slut: "I don't give a fuck"
Me: "well you've clearly given one to half the boys in the school"
"Go back to your home on whore island"
"you have more STD than friends"
Slut: "fuck you"
Me: "no thanks Slut, but ask (insert name here)"
"Your favorite shade of lipstick is dick"
"Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe"
"I don't care that you're spreading rumors about me, because its nice to know that you're spreading something other than your legs "
