Philippines: *Going out for a walk
Philippines: *steps on a rock*
Philippines: AY SHUTA-
Philippines: ARAY KOO- *inhale* *exhale* putangina thats just a small scratch..
All countries: OVERPROTECTIVE MODE
America: Oh no, My love! what happened?! are you hurt? do you need a bandaid?!
Philippines: No I ju-
Japan: Phil-kun!! What happened?! Do you need soup? Do you need cuddles?!
Philippines: What the fu-
Germany: Are you okay, Schatz? Do you want me to help you?
Philippines: Im fi-
Russia: Are you alright, my sunshine? *drinks vodka* You know i can carry you to the hospital right?
Philippines: I DONT NEED THE HOSP-
South Korea: Philip? What happened here my dear? did they hurt you..
Philippines: I JUST FELL ON A RO-
All countries: Oh, Philip. Are you alright? Do you need our help?
Philippines: IM FKIN FINE-
All countries: No, You surely need our help.
Philippines: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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