Phil gets a booboo

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Philippines: *Going out for a walk

Philippines: *steps on a rock*

Philippines: AY SHUTA-

Philippines: ARAY KOO- *inhale* *exhale* putangina thats just a small scratch..

All countries: OVERPROTECTIVE MODE

America: Oh no, My love! what happened?! are you hurt? do you need a bandaid?!

Philippines: No I ju-

Japan: Phil-kun!! What happened?! Do you need soup? Do you need cuddles?!

Philippines: What the fu-

Germany: Are you okay, Schatz? Do you want me to help you?

Philippines: Im fi-

Russia: Are you alright, my sunshine? *drinks vodka* You know i can carry you to the hospital right?

Philippines: I DONT NEED THE HOSP-

South Korea: Philip? What happened here my dear? did they hurt you..

Philippines: I JUST FELL ON A RO-

All countries: Oh, Philip. Are you alright? Do you need our help?

Philippines: IM FKIN FINE-

All countries: No, You surely need our help.

Philippines: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-








Thats all bye ueu

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