America: Yo guys, Lets go to a strip club!
Some countries: Alright, Yeah!
*at the strip club*
Germany: My my, this club is huge mein bruder.
South: Hope there aren't any fangirls here..
Russia: Who cares? Lets watch some girls мой парень!
*they sat down*
*they chit chat*
*Phil comes out*
Spain: Guys.. is that phil?
America: WHAT THE FUC-
South: PHILIP?! HES A STRIPP-
Phil: Kamusta! Gimme some money!! *starts stripping idk*
America: Oh my..
Japan: i thought phil-kun was innocent.. but DAYU-
Russia: I was expecting a hot girl.. But my sunshines hotter. Take my money. *throws money at phil while drinking vodka*
The countries: *throws money*
Phil: Money Money Moneyyy!!~~
slay philip
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