Tmnt Oneshots

How did you get here? 2003

Apologies for the wait

were peacfully watching your favorite tv show-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, It was around 2 am-you couldn't sleep. you watched the show for about an hour, and then you fell asleep, only to be woken up by 'car noises? What?' You opened your eyes rubbing them. Once everything was in focus, you looked around, and you realized you were in an alleyway? You could see the bright lights of the cars... where were you..?
As you get up and walk out the alley, you are suddenly yanked backward, By a harsh hand, yelping as you do so, then you were suddenly surrounded by three people.. even with the dark alley the street lamp gave you enough light to somewhat see what they looked like, they looked like punks, one taller male Had a dragon on the side of his face they all had some sort of metal armor though it seemed each of them only had two or four pieces of armor on there was a girl with red hair cut short and oart of it shaved it was hard to make out the rest...
As you tried backing away from them, a larger man walked over. He had a large dragon tattoo wrapping around his arm and a large belt buckle with a dragon on it... what's with the dragon? Still slightly dazed, you scooted back. Wanting to get away, the guy with a dragon tattoo on his face spoke up,
"Boss, what do we do with them? i mean, it's a wrong time and place situation for them."
The larger male picks you up by your shirt
"Shredder doesn't want any witnesses."
What..? Shredder? That can't be right... as you think this, the male that is holding onto you raises his fist, but before he can hit you, a pebble bounces off his face.
"What the -"
A voice comes from behind you... but, above? It seems taunting
"Hasn't your mother ever taught you not to hit a lady hun?"
The man holding you...as you gathered is named hun, scowls throwing you aside, you land on your left arm, hard yelping in pain.
"Turtles! Why dont you come down here yourselves? I'm sure shredder would enjoy it if I served him turtle soup!"
hun yells, staring up at the roof to a building that was behind you. You follow his gaze, seeing four figures the moonlight not giving much away and the street lamps glow, don't quite reach the figures. As the haziness clears in your head, the more prominent the throbbing pain that comes from your arm, you're still confused, like how'd you get here? when would you be able to go home? You don't pay much attention as you cradle your arm, as more questions run through your head until three fingered hands touch you, no they're grabbing your healthy arm and pulling it away, as you look up you realize... he was talking to you, at least it sounded like he, it was still hard to see him as his back seemed to block most of the light.. but his hands feel scaly and damp... looking down, you frown, why does he only have three fingers on his hand? Wait, he's talking again..
"Uh, excuse me? Mz? Are you alright? Can you hear me? What's your name? Are you alright? You seem hurt.." A rougher voice interjects along with sounding irritated and having a Brooklyn accent?
"Donnie, can ya hurry this up!? They aint gonna stay knocked out all night! Plus, from what we heard, there should be others coming!"
"Yeah yeah raph I'm just making sure this human is alright, but they're not responding." You shake your head, wait, what? Raph? Donnie? But that's impossible. I mean, they're just a tv show, right? They're a work of fiction, but that would explain it, wouldn't it? That would explain how you're suddenly in an alleyway, or why there were so many dragon symbols on those guys or why the big one... hun said turtles and shredder... but it still doesn't make sense. How did this happen? Why? But before anything could be said as you look up, they're gone. When did they leave? How'd you not notice? As you look up at the sky, you realize the sun is peaking through... oh.. thats why they left, you get up, you don't know how but you have your wallet and purse but your phone is gone, you guess the first best thing is to leave here and find a place to rest a hotel maybe?