Just a bunch of one shots for my green haired boy
:) a lot of fluff and angst
Please know that I do not own Izuku or any characters of MHA just y/n
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Butler Bryce meeting your new sidekick
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I woke up hearing a sudden crash coming from the living room, I looked at the time and it read 6:39am I got my gun out from the drawer close to my bed and slowly made my way to the living room.
As I tiptoed I heard groaning, it kinda sounded like Deku. Frantically I ran to the living room and pointed my gun out to be met with my butler, Bryce, putting Deku in a headlock
"Oh master y/n thank goodness you're awake I found this intruder eating your scooby snack when I entered the house" he said holding Deku tighter.
I sometimes forget that this old man can fight
I quietly laughed and set my gun down, "don't worry Bryce that's my new sidekick Deku" Bryce looked down and the freckled boy kinda eyeing him, before finally letting go
He sighed, "you should've told me ahead of time master" he said Boeing to Deku
"This all kinda happened yesterday. He said he saw an ad" I said eyeing Bryce
"Oh wow look at the time I have to go down to the lair" he said before making his way to a lever and tiling his hat towards me
That old man. I laughed and handed my hand out to the freckled boy, "he didn't hurt you too bad right?" I asked
"O-oh no I'm o-okay thank you" he said standing up
"Yeah sorry bout that he's old but he knows basic self defense" I looked back to the kitchen "ah shit I forgot to hand him his cake" I said making my way towards the fridge
- FLASHBACK-
"Okay Deku now that you preheated the oven to 350°F We're going whisk 3 cups of flour, baking power and salt" I said. This cake has to come out perfect
"Right!" Deku yelled out loud, he went to one of cabinets that I pointed to earlier and got the flour out. As he was making his way back towards me, the younger man tripped and the flour went all over my black tile and walls in my kitchen.
He stared at me wide eyed, "honestly I'm not surprised you tripped over yourself, you're too clumsy Deku" I said making my way towards him.
As I kept rambling I suddenly tripped falling next to the freckled boy, "damn it!" I yelled out loud frustrated, "look what your dumbass made me do!" I heard a soft giggle come out of him, "nothing about this is funny!" I narrowed my eyes
"S-sorry master it's just you got s-some flour right here" he scooted closer to me and tried wiping the flour off my nose but realized he couldn't since he had it all over his hands. "O-oops" he tried wiping it off himself but the poor boy couldn't
I glanced over at Midoriya and chuckled at how he tried so hard wiping the flour off him. I grabbed a handful of flour next to me, "Hey Deku,"
Once he laid his emerald eyes on me I threw the flour towards and and laughed trying to get up "master!" I heard Deku whine and he threw some flour at me
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We ran around the kitchen throwing the white substance at each other. An hour flew by before I realize that we had to stop messing around, "okay okay you win, let's clean up and finish this cake."
"But what about the flour? It's all o-over the floor"
"Oh yeah there's some in the bottom cabinet" I exclaimed
Once we were finished with the cake we put it in the fridge, we planed to wake up early in the morning before Butler Bryce came to work
- END OF FLASHBACK
our plan didn't work out. I overslept and Bryce was met with Deku eating my scooby snacks in the kitchen.
As Deku and I were making our way to my lair I heard him ask, "do you think he'll like it?"
"Of course he will! Him and his wife always love my cake and desserts!" I yelled out showing my charming smile
There's was a quiet pause before he asked "do you think he'll like me?"
"Nah"
His eyes suddenly got teary
"I was joking!!" I patted his back, "if he can love a monster like me I'm sure he'll like you too. He may look like cold fossil but he's a kind soul." I said once I heard the elevator ding the doors open
I heard Midoriya mumble, "you're no monster" or something along the lines but I could have heard wrong so I chose to ignore it.
Once I saw the elderly man working on his computer, i sang out loud causing the older man to jump and look back at me, "Happy birthday to you...." I signaled Deku to get the party hats out and the maracas. "Happy birthday to Bryce, happy birthday to you..!!!" I put the cake on the desk and I started clapping while Deku was still shaking the maracas.
"Ah master y/n, even though you do this every year you always seem to surprise me." He hugged me and Midoriya, "thank you young man" Deku timidly nodded his head
"C'mon you gotta make a wish and blow out the candles"
Bruce pretended to think and smiled and us, "I already got what I wished for"
I looked at him confused, "how did you know I was going to send you home after this?" I joked around
He rolled his eyes, "you do that every year but it's not that." He pointed at Deku, "he's here with you. I will no longer have to worry about you being lonely anymore master y/n"
I felt Midoriya lay his eyes on me, "w-what? Me? Of course you don't have to worry about me Bryce" I held his wrinkly hands
"Oh I do. Every time I go home and eat dinner with my wife I think about you eating alone in that huge kitchen of yours. I sometimes get sad thinking about it." He ruffled my hair getting on his tippy toes since I'm slightly taller than him "that's why I put that ad up. And I'm glad it went to the right person" he smiled at Deku and engulfed both of us in a hug
I heard Deku sniffing, "are you crying?" I asked
"No" his voice was wobbly, "are you?"
"No" I lied through my teeth, and I wanted to kick myself when I heard my voice come out as wobbly as Deku's
"I'm also not crying" Bryce's voice was croaky
We all laughed as we separated, "oh! Before I send you home we gotta take our picture!" I took out a Polaroid camera and signaled one of the robots to take it for us, the older man stood in the middle of Deku and I as we all smiled towards the camera. And we took another one, but this time I gave bunny ears to Bryce as Deku laughed. "Which one do you want to take home Bryce?" I asked showing the two pictures at him
"I like this one better" I smiled seeing it's the one with the bunny ears, "another picture to hang around my house." He laughed
"It's time for you to spend the rest of the day with your wife Bryce" I whispered at him
He sighed, "you're right but please come visit whenever you're not busy, she's been wanting to see you again" he smiled at me and I nodded my head
"Tell her that I'll bring goodies next time I go"
"Will do." He patted Deku's back "I'll see you around kid, thank you both for all of this" he lifted the bag where the cake and picture was in "thank you again master y/n" he made his way back to the elevator
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"Well that went better than I expected" I said
"I'm glad he's fond of me" Midoriya said scratching his head
