idk if any pensioners are reading this but if so this one's for you! and also people younger than you!
you won't be able to be the oldest person alive. now, i know, i know, 'but jupitercl0uds, i don't want to be the oldest person alive!' ok but consider this:
someone you really hate may be aiming for that achievement. 'well theyre dead lol' theres always someone new.
and if you are the oldest person alive, dont kys. make it reeeaaally hard to beat your record.
YOU ARE READING
reminders of why not to kys
Teen Fictioni made this because i haven't done 4 things i needed to do for drama and its my favourite subject
