Pandora: Uuughhhhh! What's the point of this!
Pandora is sitting in a cave with her friend Axton, a fellow demon.
Axton: It's not so bad, Pandora. You just need to look on the bright side.
Pandora: Axton, our entire race, has been damned to spend eternity in this world of eternal darkness and despair. Simply because of the selfish actions of our leader. I don't think there could possibly be a bright side.
Axton: I mean... yeah, it's kind of boring, and there isn't much food here. As well as the fact that everything here is trying to kill us.
Pandora: Screw this! We didn't deserve it! It was our supreme leader who fucked up, why were we plunged into this place for it?! We didn't do anything!
Axton: Well... yeah, it's kind of unfair...
Pandora: Kind of unfair?! Just the other day, I saw some old lady get her intestines torn from her waist by a big ass flying spider thing, and don't even get me started on the guy who literally just exploded yesterday. No one even knows what caused it, one second he was there, and the next, BOOM, blood and gore everywhere!
Axton: Yeah, maybe that was a poor choice of words.
Pandora: Our race might end up going extinct soon, and it's all because this one asswipe wanted to wage war on the elves because he was jealous of their forests. The gods forsaken us, and they know damn well they did.
Axton: Well, at least we have each other.
Pandora: Yeah, we still have each other.
The two demons fist bump, as they walk out of the cave and into the Darkrealm. It's a desolate world, full of caves, and horrifying monsters that will kill anything that moves.
Axton: Do you still know a bit of magic?
Pandora: Like you even have to ask. Of course I do, like I'd forget what I learned in college.
Pandora casts an illumination spell as the two of them walk in search of food.
Pandora: So, what are you craving, spider, hound, or bat?
Axton: I think I'll go for some spider today.
Pandora: Sure thing! Wait... what the hell is that?
Anxton: Oh, haha! Very funny, I'm not falling for the centipede joke again. You've done it countless times since we've been damned!
Pandora: N-no! It's not something bad like that. It's... pretty...
Axton: Huh? Yeah, you're right! It's like some kind of gem, and it looks familiar... I don't think we should touch i- WAIT, PANDORA, NO!
Pandora grabs the gem and is immediately met with a huge surge of power. The gem buries itself within pandora as she absorbs its power.
Axton: Woah... what was that?
Pandora: I... I don't know... but for some reason, I feel like I could kick some serious ass!
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ActionA young demon finds herself in complete control of the reality around her, and the gods sure aren't happy.
