**you hear Calum in his room**
**you are about to walk in Before you hear**
Calum: "Oh you're so hot"
You: **says to self** "No I'm not"
Calum: "I could stare at you all day"
You: "aww"
Calum: "I would bang you if I could"
You: "ooh Calum" *walks in*
*sees Calum looking into mirror at himself*
Calum: *talks to mirror* "Yeah Calum you are very gorgeous"
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness (Completed)
HumorBasically by the title it's about 5SOS Luke Hemmings Michael Clifford Ashton Irwin Calum Hood This will be filled with jokes, and random stuff about them :) *I might add some stuff rather than 5SOS* There might be some Tumblr stuff in here too :-) ...
