Tartaglia x Andrew Tate

Two Alphas and a Beta

Authors note: Sorry it took ages to write this, I know everyone has just been CRAVING the tartaglia and andrew tate romance experience. Hope you enjoy Andrew Tate's ALPHA JOURNEY. (ps rip andy wandy got awestted, rip top G your ALPHA podcasts will be missed 😔)

"Tartaglia?" Tatey said.

"Yes, what would be your name, traveler?"

"Tate, Andrew Tate, most of the beta males call me Top G but you seem like an alpha so you can call me Tatey Tot." Tate responded.

Out of the shadows appears a challenger. "Oh hey guys, who's this?" a tall, bald man steps out of the shadows. He's wearing a shirt that says CNN10 on the front.

"Oh this is-," Tartaglia pauses as he gazes into Tate's blank, dead eyes, "uh this is Andrew Tate."

"Well howdy Andrew Tate, my name is Coy but you can call me the New CNN10 Host." Tate vaguely hears him but he's focused on Tartaglia. He can see his six pack from the slit in his shirt, it's.... beautiful... Tate realizes that he feels romantic feelings towards Tart, GAY FEELINGS. Andrew knows these are EXTREMELY BETA. Tatey Tot screams as he realizes he MUST HAVE CAUGHT THE LZQWTBG DISEASE FROM SOME QUEER. Andrew remembers the brown haired girl dressed in red from Mondstadt that was- GAY.

Andrew turns around hoping to enact revenge on her. Tart and the new CNN10 host watch as Tatey boi runs away, concerned for his mental well being. Eventually Tate makes it back to Mondstadt and he sees the girl in red again, but this time there's also a girl in white and blue.

Tate rushes at Amber and pushes her to the ground. Amber screams and yells as she falls to the ground. The girl in white pulls out a sword as tall as her and swings at Tate, barely missing. Tate dodges another swing before striking a yoga pose and tripping her.

Tate turns back to Amber, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE ME THE LJHGTYB DISEASE!"

"WHAT" the girl in white yells before trying to swing her sword at Tatey again.

"Calm down Eula, this is Andrew Tate. He probably deserves to die, but I want to hear what he has to say first." Eula momentarily puts down her sword.

"YOU GAVE ME THE GAY DISEASE" Tate yells.

"What?" Amber responds.

"I INTERACTED WITH YOU AND THEN I WAS... gay" Andrew says.

"Ya know Andrew... that isn't how being gay works..."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? TRUMPY TOLD ME THIS IS HOW IT WORKS" Andrew yelled.

Eula starts to pick up her claymore. Andrew sees this and pounds his chest to 'scare' her. Eula looks at him, confused, before setting her sword back down.

"Y'know what, we have more important matters to attend to." Amber says and she and Eula walk back to Mondstadt. Eula looks back at Tate threateningly. Andrew starts to follow before he sees Jean watching him from the gates. He decides that it isn't worth following them, but he sees Timmie on the bridge again. Timmie looks at him in fear. Tate glances at Jean, watching him. Tate rushes towards Timmie and throws him over the bridge and runs away as Knights of Favonius chase him.

Eventually he makes it back to Liyue and loses all the little knight men and I guess WOMEN even though they shouldn't be allowed POSITIONS IN POWER, a women's TRUE PLACE is in the kitchen making sandwiches for her BIG STRONG ALPHA *GRRRRR*. Tate is walking on the streets when he sees a restaurant and at one of the tables is Tartaglia and the new CNN10 host. Tate walks over and sits at a seat next to them.

"Oh I didn't see ya there fella" Coy says as Andrew sits down.

"Why hello there Andrew. How was Mondstadt?" Tartaglia says.

"How'd you know I went to Mondstadt did you FOLLOW ME? Just kidding, I would've noticed with my TOP G SENSE."

"Not quite, I have a line of informants that saw you walk there and then come running back with Knights of Favonius chasing you." Tart responds. "Speaking of that, why were they chasing you?"

Tate stutters, "Ah-um they realized how POWERFUL I am and wanted to steal my TOP G ENERGY"

Tart looks at him suspiciously. Then a young girl with dark hair tied with a bow in the back walks out. She brings out their food with a living teddy bear looking thing.

"Who are you" Andrew asks.

"Oh! I'm the cook, Xiangling and this is my friend Guoba."

"GOOD THING YOU WORK IN A KITCHEN UNLIKE EVERY OTHER WOMEN HERE" Andrew says.

"YEAH WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN! ACTUALLY WOMEN BARELY DESERVE TO LIVE, THEY EXIST ONLY FOR MEN AND TO HAVE BABIES." Coy yells. Tate looks at him, surprised. This new CNN10 host is more of a Top G than he thought.

Xiangling sets down their food before breaking out in tears and running back to the kitchen. Tartaglia is just sitting there watching this all happen.

"Sorry mates, I'm not quite sure what came over me." Coy says.

"NEVER apologize for being a Top G" Andrew responds. They get their food and start to eat, but Coy isn't eating it.

"What's up Coy, you've barely touched your sweet madame," Tart says.

"I prefer not to eat food made by a WOMAN," Coy responds. Tate is even more surprised. This Coy guy is a TRUE ALPHA.

They finish eating and Tartaglia turns to Tate and says, "Hey Coy how about after this we go to my place and I can cook you something ;)"

"Of course BBG that sounds great." Coy responds as Tate looks at them suspiciously.

"That sounds pretty GAY y'know" Tate says, causing the new CNN10 host and Tartaglia Ajax Childe to look at him, surprised.

"You do know we're dating, right?" Tartaglia says.