I L.O.V.E. You: A Charisk Fanfic

Waterfall

My Grammarly just killed itself trying to do correct grammar for temmie. WHY.

Frisk's POV

We continued to the waterfall, where we found temmie. Of course, Chara didn't know what a temmie was, so...
"Um...Frisk?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are there a bunch of cats with hair and grammar issues?"
"HoI! OiM tEmMie! Get tEmMiE fLakEs! yUm, YuM!"
"Look, just get to the shop."

We arrive at the shop, as always. I sell all of Gerson's Crab Apples and go when we bump into Monster Kid.
"Yo!"
"WASSUP!"
"DAB ME UP BR--oh wait, I don't have hands."
"Um..."
Monster Kid points at Chara.
"Isn't that..."
I think Chara's gotten used to this.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm a demon. OOoooO I will haunt you in your dreams!"
"Yo, is she having a seizure or something?"
"First of all, they are NOT a SHE, and Chara isn't having a seizure, so let's go pour some water on a fish!"
"But...I don't even like Undyne anymore. I found out all the years she's just a big fish jerk."
"WHADIDYA SAY?! NGAHHHHHH!"
I turn to see Undyne getting ready with a magical spear, all fixed with Alyphys' magical spear repair kit. I laugh.
"Man, that catchphrase NEVER gets old. It's like Papyrus's, except you sound like a croaking frog with a microphone that gets a voice crack every two seconds in. NGAHHH!"
Chara seems surprised by my words and puts a hand on my shoulder.
"Welcome to MY world. And in MY world, we run from a giant fish in armor!"
"COME OVER HERE YA LITTLE SH"
Toriel blocks the way to stop profanity!
"SHAMPOO GIRLS!"
Chara scrunched up their face. "Shampoo GIRLS? C'mon!"

We run to Hotland. Undyne collapses to the ground. As always.
"Now we have to give her water."
"Oh, EASY!"
Chara goes to the conveniently placed cooler and gets the water...set to almost boiling temperature.
"Now, do I dump it on her?"
"No, you freak! We have to get COLD water because, you know, it's HOTland."
I get a cup of water and dump it on Undyne.
"Now...Char-a..."
"Sigh...what is it? *Please don't be another flirt please don't be another flirt* "

"I sure am hot...after all, it's Hotland, and you, Char-a, you're here too..." I say in my breathy voice I always use to flirt with people.
"Oh shoot no oh shoot no"
"Better take off my sweater..."
"NO GOD PLEASE NO"
I unbutton one button from my sweater. Chara already closed their eyes. I burst out laughing.
"Char-a, this is my only layer! I'm not going to take this off." *Finger Guns*
Chara looked at me kind of creepy, the way usually they do when they're about to kill someone. I take a step back.
"..."
"..."
"BWAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE MY FACE AWAHAHA! PFFFFT YOU IDIOT!"
I had never heard Chara...laugh. I liked that laugh. So much that I would keep on flirting this way to get more of them.