Cursed

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Daniel walked back into his house after 3 years of living his best life. He'd been with so many dilfs and became a stripper for a bit and bought so many ninja bubble tea refreshers. He got married 7 times to various hot old men but he only kept in contact with 4 of them. He hadn't made a single bit of contact with his family. He knocked on the door and Viena answered. Her jaw dropped.

"Daniel? Is it really you?!" She ran forwards and hugged him.

"Ew don't touch me." He shoved her to the ground.

"There's so much to tell you! Ana graduated, Theo and Kumo had their second baby, Nitisha joined the FBI, and to be honest with you I got remarr—"

"Yeah, yeah I don't care." He eye rolled, storming into the house with his bags.

Everyone sat at the dinner table and they all turned around to the sound of Daniel. They gasped. Daniel stared at everyone and was shocked when he didn't recognize some.

"DAD? We literally thought you died." Mika gasped (Theo and her got separated not long after Daniel left).

Viena ran over and turned Daniel around.
"You have to forgive me, I thought you were dead and everything was just so stressful."

"What do you mean?"

"Well... you see... we had a funeral for you... I got remarried... and had a new baby, Nayali."

Daniels face went pale. He wasn't going to mention his 7 other marriages.
"HOW COULD YOU GET OVER ME SO FAST?!"

"I literally got over her the second I stepped out of the house— no even before then— I've been over her for like our entire relationship— I'm gay." Daniel eye rolled.

He turned around and forced his way through the table.
"Who is this?"

"That's my wife, Sloane. The marriage councillor."

Daniel laughed. "I always knew it, I knew she was a —"

"So... what does this mean?" Daniel asked.

"Well since you're legally dead in America, we're technically divorced. In your will, all your assets went to that one dilf from the first chapter so we basically had to restart without you." Viena explained.

"Mmmm no, I'm going to be living here... with my 7 husbands."

*2.5 years ago*

Viena sighed as she wiped the counters of Victoria's Secret: the gay bar. It was a fairly quiet day and Kumo didn't have a shift, so it was really lonely.

"You seem down," A voice hums from behind her.

Viena looks up at the girl.
"A little... My husband mysteriously disappeared a few years ago. My kids keep telling me that he ran away to be a stripper and they tracked down his prison anklet, but I knew him better than all of them and he would never leave me like that."

"Wow... sounds stressful," She mumbles, taking a seat at the bar stool.
"Want to talk about it?"

"That's alright. Hey, don't I know you?"

"I work as a marriage councillor, you must've tried to work through the issues with your husband with me in the past."

"Well, funny seeing you here. What can I get for you?" Viena asks, perking up.

"Surprise me."

"Alright," Viena grabs a couple bottles and starts mixing things up.

"What's your name, again?"

"Viena Caba— Bajic. Viena Bajic." She answered, doing that fancy pour thing in the drink.

"I'm Sloane."

"First time here?" Viena asked, sliding her the drink.

She nodded.
"I heard through a friend about a secret undercover gay bar underneath a literal underwear store, and I had to check it out."

"I'm the manager here, so if you've got any comments or concerns, feel free and bring them to me." Viena said with a warm smile.

They got married less than a year later and Nayali was born soon after.

-

"TBH I don't know how mom does it. 5 kids and 3 grandkids, and all the other randos in our house," Nitisha shrugs. "At least since dad left to get some milk, it's been relatively peaceful."

-

"... with my 7 husbands."

"Seven? SEVEN?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WAS STRUGGLING OUT HERE WITH OUR KIDS AND THE HOUSE AND FHE JOSBBK!"

"Jeez relax babe you're so obsessed with me." Daniel eye rolled. "Anyways, somebody pull up a chair for me. I haven't eaten since my cruise in Hawaii on that private yacht owned by some European prince."

"Welcome home dad." Ana stated.

"Who asked you?"

"Okay. This is fine. He can stay for the kids since they all love him so much. Yeah. For the kids." Viena said taking deep inhales and exhales.

In the end, it weirdly worked for them. Everyone was somehow happy, Viena with her wife and Daniel with his husband(s).

Daniel resorted back to the life of a stripper. He would always say how it would "keep him young" and eventually went on to marry a Guinness world record 24 times while never divorcing any of them. He spent his golden days on a yacht drinking endless refreshers.

Ana went on to advocate for other half-bred wolves and started different organizations in their favour. She became a multimillionaire and ended up starring in a Star Wars movie. She overlooks her childhood house with her son Joseph. Not once has she ever spoken again about being a Russian princess.

Theo and Mikas image of them as a conjoined twin went viral and they soon went to star on all the big reality talk shows. They became popular on social media and were seen together everywhere, even in bathrooms. Theo and Kumo stayed together.

Nitisha became the leader of the FBI and rigged the stock markets in her favour. She retired early and lived out the rest of her life in the Bermuda Triangle, occasionally visiting and sending her father money.

Viena and sloane moved out and lived on a farm with horses and cats. Viena continued to work at Victorias secrets gay bar and eventually started to run it and lived happily ever after.

The end