TDS Chatfic

TRAINING

11:55AM

sc1ut: WHERE are you guys training starrtts in 5 mins and you all aren t here

DEEJAY-BOOTH: wtf we have training today

MINIGUNNERMINIGUNNERMI: Were you not listening to Commander he said it like nine times during the meeting that we had it at noon

DEEJAY-BOOTH: my bad i was busy staring at my beautiful boyfriend

Mortar (com hates FUN): corny

DEEJAY-BOOTH: hey watch it mort

sc1ut: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS PLEASE

soldier !!!: no worries scout I'm On my way!
soldier !!!: On my way!
soldier !!!: o m wWHATT

sc1ut: On my way!
sc1ut: ur right wgat
sc1ut: why does On my way! do that
sc1ut: On my way!.
sc1ut: GOD

Mortar (com hates FUN): yo scout is comm even out there uet

DEEJAY-BOOTH: no i just watched him leave the lobby

Mortar (com hates FUN): HES NOT EVEN THERE???? HE MADE RHE SCHEDULE HIMSELF

Commander: Mortar, are you at training yet?

Mortar (com hates FUN): um

Commander: Right, I'll be waiting for you there. Don't think I haven't forgotten what you pulled this morning, too.

Mortar (com hates FUN): fine im coming

SsniperR: are we doing laps today

Commander: Yes. But some of us are doing extra.

SsniperR: GOD ok i hate when we do laps

Mortar (com hates FUN): careful if you complain, com is gonna make you do more

BEEFANATIC: No fr half the time we do laps my lungs feel like they're about to cave in

fareast_rocketeer: ygs can come with me
fareast_rocketeer: i know some shortcuts on the trail

BEEFANATIC: Thanks man I can always count on you

frostyyy: Are event towers going too? Or is this just for everyone else?

Mortar (com hates FUN): why are you worrying abour the event towers, freeze????

frostyyy: ?
frostyyy: ...?
frostyyy: I'm Frost Blaster???

Mortar (com hates FUN): OHHH SHIT LOL MB

frostyyy: Haha it's okay!!
frostyyy: But seriously, are event towers going?

12:04PM

frostyyy: Guys?

2:13PM

xPAINTBALLx: if i knew hed be shit at catching things, that damn ball wouldnt have hit him

soldier !!!: guys let's not play the blame game! it was an accident! :,(

SsniperR: A heavy weighted ball launching itself at Scout is not an accident

xPAINTBALLx: i didnt think it would be that heavy!!!!!
xPAINTBALLx: i wasnt trying to fucking kill the man!!

SsniperR: Ooookaaaay
SsniperR: Commander is gonna be so angry at you later

soldier !!!: where is scout anyway.?

SsniperR: I think Scout's at the medbay rn

xPAINTBALLx: @Medic❤️
xPAINTBALLx: is scout a survivor or dead on arrival

Medic❤️: He's okay! Just a broken nose. 😣 Commander is with us, too. So if you need to contact him, he might not get to you immediately! 😊
Medic❤️: Right. And Commander told me to tell you all that he will be having a nice, long chat with the team when he's done here.

SsniperR: LMFAO

xPAINTBALLx: aw shit dude 💀

⚡ELECTRO⚡: youre so screwed

xPAINTBALLx: i know you arent talking. lurking the damn chat

⚡ELECTRO⚡: hey, watch it buddy. you literally have ball in your name. what? you a fan of BALLS?

xPAINTBALLx: bold thing to say for a guy who was just talking about balls earlier
xPAINTBALLx: why does everything you say here eventually link back to a conversation about balls or something

⚡ELECTRO⚡: i say we rename you to xBALLLOVERx

xPAINTBALLx: istg

⚡ELECTRO⚡: o shit boss is typing
⚡ELECTRO⚡: is it just me or has he been typing for like five minutes

xPAINTBALLx: he's old give him a break

Commander: You two: enough arguing. You all are acting like immature children. Paintballer, I'm sure you're aware I am not happy with you right now. Meet me in my office. Electroshocker, knock it off with the inappropriate comments.
Commander: And I am not old. You are only adding onto your list of punishments today, young man.

⚡ELECTRO⚡: okay now you're just being a hypocrite
⚡ELECTRO⚡: dont think i dont hear the kinda shit you tell dj every night

Commander: Do you want to have a meeting in my office too, boy?

⚡ELECTRO⚡: hmmm not really! sorry boss

Commander: That's what I thought. Paintballer, I still expect to see you at my office in two minutes. Preferably less.

xPAINTBALLx: yes sir im On my way!
xPAINTBALLx: oh for the love of god