Family with the Vampire !? // Falling for the Vampire SEQUEL !!

Chapter 7

{Fatass-- I mean , Cartman POV}

I sit on my couch , bored。

"Baby can you make me some burgers ! ?" I ask my ❤️Lovely Wife❤️。
And yes , I pull , feck you。

"Of course sweetie !" She replies as she walks into the kitchen and starts to cook some hamburgers 。。。
I love my wife so dam much 。。。

"Oh , that's right 。。。 I forgot to tell you !" She then says。She then turns off the stove and shit like that , and then walks to me and stands directly in front of me。"What is it babe ?" I ask her , sitting up。
"Well , last night after we 。。。Y'know 。。。 I took a pregnancy test , and guess what ! !" She tells me excitedly。

Oh no 。。。

"I'm pregnant !" She says really excitedly。
I wanna say I don't want this to happen , but for some reason I'm really happy ?
"That's amazing !" I respond , then hugging her。

。。。

I hope this will be a miscarriage 。。。

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{By the way , don't get mad but Cartman and Heidi are married because Cartman manipulated her into staying with him and marrying him。
Also it was the only thing I could think of pairing Cartman up with because I want his kid to treat Stan and Kyle's kid like how Cartman treats Kyle cus idk 。。。
Sorry 。。。
To make up for it Heidi will be EXTREAMLY badass in this fanfic and she's also a vampire too 。。。👹👹😭😭😭}

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I instantly sit back down , and she gets back to making burgers--

Oh shit 。。。

Wait , if your wife is pregnant 。。。And your her husband 。。。Does that mean you have to take care of her ! ?

。。。

Feck !

I instantly get up and walk over to my wife , I then carry her like a princess and set her down on the couch。
I think today I'll be a good husband 😇 。。。

"Eric , what are you doing ?" She asks me , confused。
"You are pregnant , which means you have a living breathing thing inside of your ovary , which means you will need to be eating much more! So I need to take care of you now !" I explain to her。
She then softly smiles at me。
"Oh Eric , you're so thoughtful 。。。" She compliments me。

Wait , if I do more things for her , she will complement me more , meaning 。。。
After she's done being pregnant I'll get to have sex with her again || Rubs hands together deviously || 💪💪👹👹😈😈 。。。

--{1 week later}--

"WHAT THE FUCK ! ?"

I instantly wake up in fear at the sudden scream , I look at Heidi and see her stomach got more pregnant looking ,
even though it's literally only been a week。"Eric does this have something to do with vampires ! ?" She starts yelling at me。

"Uh , I'll have to ask someone , I've never been pregnant before !" I try fighting back , but she gets more mad。
I run out of the room and downstairs to the house phone , scared。

In a hurry I quickly call Stan and Kyle's house。

{Stan POV}

I play with Blu for a bit , I'm still jealous of him getting more love from Kyle though 。。。
I lean close to him。"Listen , I don't know what the fuck your planning , or how your doing it 。。。But Kyle is mine , bitch 。。。" I whisper harshly to him。
The fucker then scoffs at me and gives me a smug smile , how the fu--

He then starts to whine loud 。。。

SHIT !

"Stan , what is that ?" I hear Kyle call out from upstairs , along with his increasing footsteps。
I panic as he rushes into the room and sees Blu whining。

"Shhhh , shh , don't cry baby ! What's wrong ? What happens ?" Kyle says as he literally picks up Blu and starts hugging him and caressing his head。
Kyle then turns around and looks at me with anger。"Stanley ! Did you make him cry ! ?" He yells at me。

"No-- I didn't ! I swear ! He literally gave me a smug smile and then started acting like this ! He set me up !" I start whining and begging Kyle for mercy。
I then look at Blu and see him doing that smug smile of victory。

HOW IS HE DOING THIS ! ?
BRO HE CAN FR GET WIN AN OSCAR WITH THIS SHIT ! !

"If you make him cry one more time , I swear to God I'll kick your ass so bad you won't be able to sit down for a fucking year ! Do you understand me ! ?"
He yells at me harshly as he is still hugging the bitch。

Wait , what if I can use my seductive charm to get out of this !👉👌😇

I quickly stand up , and look down at him。Kyle is only a few inches shorter than me。He's like , up to my hairline。
"Kylee~ C'mon baby~ I'm your husband , we've been married for 12 years ! You don't believe me ?~~"
I tell him , while smirking a bit。he then looks away in a mixture of thought and worry。

"I 。。。I 。。。" He stammers。"Stan , dragons can't act !" He then tells me , straight up。
"What about that one times he posted for a camera 。。。" I tell him , making a point。He then eyes Blu。

He then looks at Blu , who is now 'asleep'。"Awwe。" Kyle then says , smiling at Blu。
I scowl at the blueberry wannabe。

Kyle then hugs Blu , pulling him in closer than last time as he walks upstairs with him ,
Blu then looks at me with a smug smile and then holds up the middle finger。
I just stare at him in a mixture of anger and confusion。

How the fuck--
HOW IS HE DOING THIS ! ?
HOW THE FUCK IS HE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS ! ?
WHAT ! ?

All of a sudden I hear the house phone ring , I sadly pick it up。
"Hello ?"
I ask in a voice that sound alike I'm about to cry。
"STAHN ! I NEED YOUR HELP FAST ! IS PREGNANCY SPED UP WHEN YOUR A VAMPIRE ! ?" I here a fatass ask me in a panic。

。。。

"The fuck-- are you pregnant ?" I ask。"WHA- FECK YOU ! MY WIFE IS PREGNANT !" He screams at me。
"well you look like you have a full grown kid inside your fatass stomach。" I respond。

He then starts to sniffle , "Y--y-you'r a b-big meanie。" He tells me while crying very noticeably。
I sigh in annoyance。Anyways yes , pregnancy is sped up when your a vampire。" I respond。

"Really ! ? Ho-" I hang up before he starts talking more。

I have more important things to worry about 。。。

If Kyle loves that dragon so much , I'll just have to remind him how much love I can give him 。。。
Infact , this time I'ma go all out on that ass 。。。
I'll show that fucking dragon who Kyle loves more 。。。
I might even make that bitch watch。
Me and Kyle haven't had sex in a week so it's ok 。。。

I finally make it to our room where I see Kyle , and that blue bitches bed , right next to the door , where the bitch is laying 。。。
"Oh , hi honey ! Who called ?" Kyle greets me with a warm smile。

I look down at the 'sleeping' dragon and push him and his goofy ahh hah bed out of the room ,
and then shut and lock the door behind me。
Now it's just me and Kyle in here。

"Stan ?" Kyle asks me in a concerned voice。
I still don't reply。

I then start to crawl on him , pinning him against the bed。"holy shit 。。。 I love you so fucking much babe。" I say to him , biting my lip while smirking。

"Did you just call me babe ?" He asks me , smiling。"Sure did babe。" I reply , I then start to roughly kiss and lick his neck 。。。

I'll show that mother fucking dragon who's better 。。。

I swear to God I will do everything I possibly can to Kyle just to show that I'm way fucking better than that fucking wannabe blueberry。

🖕🖕🖕Fuck you Blu🖕🖕🖕