Snike's Diner: A Brief Introduction About Your New Best Friends.

Introducing Snike's Diner! PT 1

"Welcome to the first new and improved Snike's Diner. Well also the only one, plans to open more are futile. Anyways, this is the magnificent diner with mostly friendly animatronics. Oh! And not a single bad incident! Unlike the older restaurants in the 70's with the wooden animatronics, apparently some grown lady gone up to take out a cigarette that someone put in the older Roger's mouth? I'm unsure why she did that but she did and let's just say Roger crushed the lady's hand and we got sued. Besides that everything has been running smoothly for the past few months. The new metal animatronics run so well, they are also so intelligent, some guy we hired that said he was super good at programming made their programs with some AI? He was kind of shady but this AI shit works wonders, like they can sing any song and they can respond perfectly to questions. He said the AI learns from how people act and respond around them, so basically we try to prevent any bad behavior around the animatronics because our Frilled Lizard, Crush, has been acting more hostile since big boss man yelled at his wife around it before the diner opened, so now Crush is hostile towards all women. Now enough of me rambling. I am the manager of this diner, you can just call me Gus, I've worked at the older diner as a security guard when I was younger, so you remind me so much of myself, security is a great position in these diners! Now let me walk you in."

-You proceeded towards the diner, the doors shimmered in a beautiful silver-

"Hey did you know the accents on this door is real high quality silver! Just don't tell anyone, I'd hate for any thieves, I just tell everyone else that it's sprayed on."

-You nod your head at Gus as he rambles about the doors, you hold your hand out and open the doors. Children are running around shouting and the animatronics are singing "Big Iron" *some outlaw song that I don't think kids really understand but they seem to be loving it*.-

"Oi! Quiet down kids, you're going to make Snike and his friends antsy. Anyways, I love how the kids have so much fun here, I just wish they wouldn't be so loud, the animatronics raise their voices too when it's loud and it's annoying trying to convince the animatronics to quiet down. I'll let you get to meet the animatronics near closing, there is usually less people and by that time the animatronics need a recharge and are doing doing shitty performances, which I understand, I'd be doing shitty too if I was tired in my own robotic way."

-You admire the animatronics, the old ones you knew as a kid didn't look like these, these ones look like animatronics still but they do a better job at looking more realistic and more like lizards than some weird creature. *Wait why are they just lizards?* You present the question to Gus.-

"Why are they all lizards? I don't know, big boss man loves lizards? I mean the kids love them, they don't seem to care that they are all lizards but hey! They are all different TYPES of lizards."

-*He definitely put some definition into that "Types".* You agree as you notice that they do have distinctive shapes and characteristics, you fall in love with Roger though. Always was your favorite back then, striking orange and blue hues, *such a eye catcher.*-

"I think my favorite one is Snike."

-*Everyone's fucking favorite.*-

"I mean look at him, he is the tallest, well not actually we have a taller test one, i don't know why we made the fucker so big... it's 12 feet tall, it can't move much but it has its own AI but we shut him down. So don't expect any issues out of him. But like Snike, such pretty orange and yellow colors, and I love his little hat and bow tie. Heya Snike!"

-You watch as Snike turns and stares at you and Gus, his eyes soulless at first, but with the new eye lids he began to not look so soulless, his mouth snapped shut making creaking sounds, he turned back towards the kids, not speaking to me or Gus.-