Nino: Did you win? Or just not die?
Nino: Either way, hooray.
Alex: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Nino: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.
[...]
Alex, to Nino: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
[...]
Alex: I’m so excited!
Nino: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Alex: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Nino: Yeah!
[...]
Alya: Marinette , that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Alex: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Marinette : Oh yeah? *gets really close to Alex* How about a muffin on the house baby?
Alex, giggling: I’m pretty.
[...]
Marinette : Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Alya: Throw rocks at he.
Nino: Hot Dogs.
Alex: Kill him.
Marinette : Thanks guys.
[...]
Marinette : Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Alya: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Alex: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Alex: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Nino: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Alex: No!
Alex:
Alex: ....Maybe.
[...]
Alya: Why are Marinette and Alex sitting with their backs to each other?
Nino: They had a fight.
Alya: Then why are they holding hands?
Nino: They get sad when they fight.
[...]
Marinette : Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Alex: Not it!
Nino: Not it!
Marinette : ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
[...]
Alex: *clicks pen*
Alya: *clicks pen in response*
Nino: Stop that.
Alex: Stop what?
Nino: You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Alex: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
*later*
Alya, to Marinette : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
[...]
Adrien: Can I bother you for a second?
Alex: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
[...]
Adrien: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Alex: Neither.
Alex: Because it's twelve.
[...]
Alex on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change,but when is Adrien gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies?
Crowd of People: *cheers*
Alex: *pulls out a gun and shoots Adrien until they run out of bullets*
Alex: *reloads, then shoots Adrien until they run out of bullets*
Alex: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed Adrien?
[...]
Marinette , to Alex: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Alex: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Marinette : You just told me you're pregnant.
Adrien: Congratulations Alex, you're glowing!
[...]
Adrien: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Alex: I forgot I was doing a test.
Adrien: Alex.
Alex: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Marinette : Alex.
[...]
Marinette : *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Alya: Hot dog costumes!
Marinette : I’m sorry, what?
Alya: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Adrien, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Adrien hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.
Marinette : Are you saying that Adrien would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Adrien: I do hate hot dogs.
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The Spider and The Ladybug (Season 1)
Fanfiction14 year old, Alexandria Stark, moves to Paris to take over one of her father's (Tony Stark) branch companies and to get away from the craziness that is NYC. She gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes her alter ego persona, Spider-girl and h...
