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Joke and riddle Time!

Ok the_robot_LINK I know you know these so plz don't answer them lol

A electric train is traveling west, the wind is blowing north, which way is the smoke Going?

2: What is the difference between boogers and broccoli?

3: A man leaves home running then he turns left, runs the same distance and turns left again, runs the same distance again then turns left. Back home he sees two masked men standing there. Who are They?

4: What is lighter then a feather but even the strongest man can't hold it for more then a few minutes?

5: A plane crashes and every single person dies but two survive. How?

5: the Mississippi river boarders two states. A plane crashes right in the middle of the Mississippi river. Where are the survivors buried?

Tell me them in the comment Section! !!!!!!!!