02: MESSAGES, STOP FLIRTING!

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ColinNotCaterpillar
An. Bestie

anwhine
what did you just call me
i am not your bestie

ColinNotCaterpillar
Then who is?

anwhine
mam on a good day, dad always
sorry big man
never me on any day

ColinNotCaterpillar
Okay well I guess you don't want to come on a trip with me and mam and dad then :(

anwhine
keep talking bestie

ColinNotCaterpillar
Going to add you to a group chat, ok?
And stop flirting with Richard on your PUBLIC INSTAGRAM?

anwhine
don't be so boring
he started it anyways
who am i to not reciprocate when he is but a lovely pathetic french man

ColinNotCaterpillar
Cannot stress how single and normal some of my other friends are

anwhine
never ever considering isaac
but i love your confidence!
add me to the group now
want to say hi to mam a tad before i have to get ready for the silly little show...

ColinNotCaterpillar
West End show?

anwhine
point stands

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A/N: this is unrelated to the fic BUT i saw maude apatow in cabaret tonight and can confirm she is phenomenal. and my love mason alexander park. unreal! see it if you can!!!

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