I was talking to my dad on Valentines day which I know was a long time ago, and I'm just getting around to writing down his excellent theory.
My dad says that all the people are actually amoebas, and there are these tadpole scientists who watch and study us, therefore we live in petri dish, and the sun and moon are the lights on the microscope. We are little amoeba people, driving around in our little amoeba cars, living in our amoeba petri dish world. My dad would be like "We're all just amoebas," and the other amoebas will be like, "No we're not, we're normal people."
