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this is accidentally Buebry centered 💀
I'LL MAKE IT DRM CENTERED NEXT CHAPTER OR SOMETHING 😡😡😡

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Drm did a brakfest for Ik and Buebry, it was pancakes 😋😋. with blueberries for Buebry of course 🤭🤭🤭, Buebry likes blueberries.. it's probably some sort of cannibalism. Drm felt pain in their stomach, so Drm thought "oj no I hae to shit" and rushed to the bathroom to shit, but there was no shit, IT WAS BLOOD 😨😨😨! Drm panicked very much, and slipped on the blood that was ALL OVER THE FUCKIN FLOOR. LIKE BITCHHHHHH, don't do that.

anyways Drm got a concussion bc the floor was MARBLE. OF ALL FUCKING THINGS. Buebry and Ik heard that shit and were like "yo wtf" and then spent 5 hours in the 127th dimension deciding if they should go see or not, bc y'know you're not supposed to go in a bathroom while someone's there, you might see the nono zones 🤯🤯!! eventually Ik and Buebry decided they'd go see what the hell the loud ass BANG was.

and no, it's not me banging your mother nor you banging my mother. it's Ik and Buebry banging each other's mothers.
when Ik and Buebry got to the bathroom they just saw Drm fuckin face first into the FLOOR in a nasty smelling puddle of period blood lmao. Ik and Buebry just sorta stared at Drm and said "skill issue". and then they brought Drm to the kitchen to cook them since they thought Drm was dead, and then Drm woke up n said "DAYUMN. mu hed hrts bruhhh. YO WTF U COOKN ME ??" and Ik and Buebry were like "oj shiii sory broo we thouht u ws dead" so Drm tried to leave and mf fell over. dumbass.

Buebry and Ik just "🧍". so Buebry grabbed Drm like a cat (aka by the back of the neck 💀💀) and tossed them through the wall, back into the bathroom, Ik just sorta stared like "wtf" and was just generally really concerned and confused, also Drm slipped on the blood again and got another concussion, so now Drm has 2 concussions at once, splendid.

"dessrved." Buebry then casually walked away as if mf didn't do anything, and Ik just continued standing like "wth" for the next 5 minutes before realizing and scurrying away to the depths of hell. christian hell. the fire place. bc Ik is a goofy silly little 3'8 demon 🤭🤭, Buebry was eating everyone's candy stashes, i don't fucking know, and attempted to scurry away but tripped and blacked out.

Drm woke up like "wth nt afain", and then made the shocking realization they're on their period. they scurried to buy shit or whatever for periods?? idk. they go back and use that shit or whatever, Drm is boring as hell, like so boring even sitting in the backrooms is more entertaining, though about backrooms,

Buebry woke up and looked around, mf was so shook that there was a vine boom in the background. Buebry was in the backrooms 🤯🤯🤯!! they licked the carpet, tasted like almond water. really old, watered down almond water. and a hint of mold with the taste of random people's feet/shoes too, which meant other people were in the backrooms before Buebry.

they looked around again and woah, there were directions to the exit 🤯🤯, but there was another path saying it was to the exit as well, aka meaning one was made by the wire monster and the other by real people, so Buebry had to choose wisely. "right is right, left is left, I'd rather be right than gay." then Buebry went down the right path.

Ik is currently fucking satan, this is an excuse to ignore Ik 😋😋😋!!! Drm is currently having a mental breakdown in their room, literally just crying over having a period, then they started crying about crying, which made them cry more?? it was some endless cycle or something of just crying. eventually they quit and went to get candy, but there was none. shocker. so they cried again for another hour then finally got more candy.

Buebry had been walking for like, 2 minutes but it felt like 5 hours to them. so they kept walking anyway, this path was awfully long, but y'know, it's the backrooms. eventually Buebry found some wonk looking door that said "EXIT" on it, so Buebry trusted it and met the wire monster. the door was silent so the monster didn't hear nothing. lmao. so Buebry tried to slowly walk away, and failed. mf stomps.

the wire monster turned around and almost lunged and Buebry but they locked eyes, and fell in love. Buebry ended up finding out the creature's name, apparently it's Greg. strange. Greg got tea for them both, very nice tea. very very nice tea 100%. eventually Buebry asked how they could get out of the backrooms, and Greg got sad knowing Buebry would leave, but told them how.

Buebry saw that Greg was sad and said "do u wnt 2 com witg me?" and Greg agreed, so they left the backrooms together, and had fun at the home Ik, Drm, and Buebry share. no they didn't fuck. they played a ouija board. and then they accidentally summoned the boogeyman, but bro was chill. so the boogeyman joined in on playing the ouija board, and they summoned bloody mary, she was chill to, so she played as well.

then they summoned Schlatt and he attempted to shoot them all, which he successfully shot bloody mary, but y'know she's dead so she's immune. they did a ritual to get Schlatt back where he came from, and then they stopped playing the ouija board. eyeless jack broke through the window and due to Buebry's fast reflexes and fight response, he got defenestrated.

"OG SHIIIOOO DINT MEAB 2 DO TAT" Buebry used their elastagirl arms to grab eyeless jack and pull him inside, so he could join the sleepover too. "MT BONEDSSSSS 😭😭" eyeless jack was in a ball on the floor bc he's a wimp, but Greg forced him to get up and play games with everyone, they just sorta played monopoly and shit.

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