Just An Experiment

The Shower

"John?" Sherlock called, peering into the steamy bathroom. Sherlock knew for-well that John was in there due to the running shower water and steamed up glass, an idiot could see that. However Sherlock only asked this in an attempt to catch Johns attention which ultimately had failed. Sherlock curled the side of his lip upwards before slowly proceeding to enter the bathroom in which John was showering in. John was oblivious to the tall, slender man standing beside him with only a curtain separating them both.

"John!" Sherlock called in an insisting manner. Through the curtain you could see Johns short silhouette jump before quickly grabbing the curtain and pulling it around his body. "Sherlock, what an earth are you doing? Can you not see I'm actually currently in the middle of something?" John said. "Yes" Sherlock replied, "I can see that". John raised an eyebrow, "well, may I continue my shower without any disturbance? I was about to get out anyway if you would have needed me but you could have knocked on the bathroom door!" John moaned before using his eyes to point to the door. "Y-yes" Sherlock stuttered as he began walking out. John frowned and then pulled the curtain back to its original place. "But John" Sherlock called, "I am doing an experiment". John spoke from behind the curtain: "I am pleased to hear that, but your experiment isn't in here, is it? I will be out in two seconds Sherlock if you just bare with me!" He shouted. "You are the experiment" Sherlock pushed his words out faster than he thought, bluntly. Johns body stood still behind the curtain. "What? Are you going to drug me up again and put a menacing dragon or something in here to mess with my mind? Or will you spike my drink like last time? Sherlock, I'm not your test rabbit. I'm not letting you do anymore experiments on me." John assuredly said, "now if you please!" He then shouted.

Sherlock payed no attention to the Doctor and simply dropped his robe from around his body, pulled back the curtain and stepped into the shower with John. "Sherlock!" He shouted. "What have you taken? Get out of here!" Sherlock merely smirked before grabbing his clipboard he had outside, simply allowing it to get wet from the water splashing from Johns body. "Right! Sherlock! Get out! For God sake, there is a time and a place for experiments. If you want me to get out, then you get out and I shall follow.. What kind of experiment could you possibly find to do to a man in a shower anyway? Mrs Hudson might come up.. Or someone else and then I can assure you that people will talk" John insisted. "John, talking is boring and so old and so last year. Don't talk at all. I want to calculate your bodies reactions to another male being in such a close proximity in a hot, steamy shower whilst both of us being in the nude!" Sherlock said. John paused before grabbing Sherlocks shoulders and forcing him out. "Whatever you've taken Sherlock, you need to go and sort yourself out".