The Revenge

Chapter 11: The End of Matthew

He found him. Matthew, dead on the floor, being devoured by flies. So many flies, small and big ones, even some ants. Eww..! This even makes me fell sick, and I'm writing this. Just eww... So uhh.., where were we? Ohh yea! So Nick saw Matthew being devoured, all smelly and stuff. So Nick, sad, cried. But, of course, he moved away from the smell or he would become really teary. So depressed but still destined, he wanted to finish what he started (even though Matthew started it). So he had to leave Matthew's decaying body in the middle of the pathway. So Nick wandered on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. After 198 days lost in the woods, (Yes, that's how many "on"s there are) him and Hogster, found some smoke. So Nick said, "Hey! A village! Go Hogster! Andale! Go!" So when they went on the small, tight path, they did find a village alright. But this village wasn't calm. In fact, the whole thing was on FIRE! So much FIRE. In fact, people were running on fire, falling after everything in and on their whole body burned. Their skin, brain, eyes, throat, lungs, stomach, leg muscles, there gluteals, if it's a body part or something in the body, it basically burned. In fact, their body and insides burned till everything was gone and left their bones all black full of ash. But then Hogster notice something. A goblin. He darted to that goblin dragging along Nick. "Woah buddy! What the fu- OHH DAMN, A GOBLIN! GET THAT MOFO!" So Hogster rushed as fast as he could and rammed him into a village home on fire. He burned. Then, all the goblins looked at the two. "Aww ssssshhhhhhii- Hey, get off! Ow! Stop! That, Hurts! STOP!" If you haven't figured out, the goblins put his head in one of their sacks for loot and punched him in the face, not like a boss. But then Nick ripped the sack, LIKE A BOSS! AND THEN PUNCHED THEM ALL IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS! And then all the goblins where punched, you guessed it, TO THE FRIKEN SUN! OHH MY GWRD HE FRAKEN MADE THM FLI LIK A BOZZ! And then he saved the village, ehh, kinda. It was still on fire. But who cares, he killed the goblins. Then, he ventured on, without knowing something.