BTS-JIMIN'S THIRSTY LOVE. WILL HE EVER FIND HIS MISS RIGHT? (Humour) COMPLETED

Can't keep his hands on one guy

The day when Jimin lost his jams was... {wait wait hold up. Let's just get one thing straight. Jimin never HAD jams and he never will no matter how hard he tried to seduce Kookie} Well said my friend, shall i start it again? Ok here I go. The day Taehyung landed on Earth {there was total destruction. The Earth spun the other way. People went insane... but then there was the jamless Jimin...} who was still chasing after the delicious Kookie. {Poor Kookie, he wasn't even legal yet, but Jimin hyung couldn't help himself., after all he had some nice raisins. Without a moment to lose he took a bite} of that delicious Kookie and his raisins. But before he could finish the task, a swaggering Suga came and {tried to ignore the situation. He tried not to attract too much attention to himself. He was too mature for this. But again Jimin couldn't keep his eyes on one. Once his sexual desires for Kookie had faded, he followed Suga} Suga tried to escape using a Jhorse that was passing by as a shield and expected of Jimin, the hoe, who couldn't stay with one man, decided to go after the Jhorse... {Things didn't go as planned for Jimin. Jhorse, who galloped for the sake of keeping his virginity, disappeared among the horizon. Lucky Jhorse. Where Suga went still remains unknown to this day...} Jimin, who's thirst was not yet satisfied, went looking for his next victim.Along the woods of Bangtan Town, he found a princess named Jin {who lived in a pink castle. Jimin, who was horny as hell, stripped of his clothing and gave them to Princess Jin as a symbol of his sickening love towards her. Princess Jin screamed like a bitch....}and ran as if she had seen RapMon dancing... Jimin chased after her but unfortunately lost her as they got deeper in the woods...