Crepic/Epicross oneshots or stories

Casual husband and wife or just bff drama

How to know if it's your's truly, the authors text?

WELL. It would look like this (_Uh_) or like this (Sup?) or maybe any random font withbrackets like dis (𝙸 𝚜𝚞𝚌 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 18+ 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚑)

Now u know :D

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Epic pov:

Cross was out somewhere for his work with the bad guys. He thinks I don't know but i do know he works in the bad guys group. I was cooking for once because I was hungry. I am great at cooking, don't get that wrong. Just that its more of like cross's work-

"Ouch!" I accidently cut myself. Tbh, it looks like i was cutting lol. I'm too cool for that, i could neva. BESIIIDEESSS Criss cross will go crazy if he did somehow see me cutting. he is quick to jump to conclusions. He has been acting weird though so i suspect he has a lil crush on me. How cute. Mut say if i d get him, I'll be the lucky type. I should go was this anyways-

"Dude I'm back" Cross said

'Oh sh-' I thought. Did i tell you me and cross live together because my house is underwater? No? Well, u know now. I rush to the sink but the shorty is FAST. 

Cross: "Dude?  What's wro-" He looked at my wrist

Epic: "Welp. I was tryna cook and liek- I cut mah self :<"

Cross: ". . ."

Epic: "Bruh?"

Cross: "I stopped cutting..."

Epic: "Wha?"

Cross: "I STOPPED CUTTING FOR YOU!"

Epic: "Bruh calm dow-"

Cross: "WHY EPIC?! HOW COULD YOU?!"

Epic: "bru-"

Cross: *Shoutin*

Epic: 'Oooh great.'

~1m in later~

Cross: *Shouting*

10 minutes later

Cross: *still shouting*

~1 hr later~

Cross: Yet again, shouting*

~1 eternity later~

Cross: Somehow, still shouting"

~10 eternities later~

Cross: (Is dude's lungs okay? How the hec is he still shoutin?)

Epic: TOMBSTONE- 'Died pf boredom and perhaps guilt? we will never know.'

~ No one kept track later~

Epic comes back to life and just stares at Cross having a poker face on.

Epic: Cross, Bruh, if u dont shut up, ima kiss you

cross looks at epic and thinks ' he ain't fr, If he is, I will die.'(of embarrassment) And continues lecturing Epic. 

Epic: " Welp, don't say I didn't warn ya" He walks closer to cross and Cross starts walking backwards.

Cross: "Wait- what?"

No pov:

Epic pins cross on the wall and bring his 'chin' closer to his. Cross looked like a tomato/grape (whatever u prefer). Epic leaned closer and kissed him. What he was not expecting is that Cross kissed him back. Epic has his dominance for a short while, Cross tried to take control but again, Epic won. Finally, after 5 minutes (_who was counting?_) Epic let go and cross was gasping for air.