Remodeling

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🛁: what?!! how does 🚽 have more likes than me?!?! he stinks...literally!!

🚽: I'm sorry bro, your cool, everyone knows that, maybe it was a miss count, or not?

🛁: maybe...so what's up?

🚽: just the usual, nothin much...omg! you'll never guess what is soon to happen!!!

🛁: omg, what?!

🚽: there's gonna be...

🛁: ?!?!?!?!

🚽: A REMODELING!!!

🛁: OMG!!! that is sooooo awesome!!!

🚽: I am like SOOOO exited. I can't wait for the new floors and walls and paint and plaster and sink top and cabinets and...

🛁: ok, I get the point. I just hope that there will be some surprise in there for me.

🚽: I heard that there was suppose to be a new install...

🛁: What?! What?!

🚽: oh, just, I don't know, maybe, a new drainage system.

🛁: OMG!!!!!! REALLY?!

🚽: ya really. super cool, right.

🛁: totally bro, to-ta-lly

🚽: oh crap, the remodeling dudes are here, gtg, see yo laters

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🛁: I should go as well. they are here to fix my drains. XD

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Sink has turned off invisibility

Sink: OMG, I wonder if I could get a brand new bar of SOAP?!?! that would be so super awesome!!!

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🛁: the new remodels are the best!!!

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🚽 : I got an awesome plumbing job done, I feel like a new toilet! *overly happy emoticons*

🛁: I got a new draining system installed, it rocks!!!

Sink: OMG! I <3 my new wax cleaning job, I am like, soooooo sparkly right now! I also <3 my brand new bar of soap even more! it is soooooooooo smexy!!!!

🚽: that sounds awesome!!! wait... sink? when did u join fartbook?

🛁: ya...when?!

Sink: whelll, urmm, when u first mentioned remodeling. *guilty faced emoticons*

🛁: were you stalking us?! Watching our every move....if we actually moved that is...

🚽: why did you do it?! How did you do it?!?!

Sink: well, I used this amazing technique called being awesome (and a thing called invisibility)

🚽: soo, you were being awesome while being invisible? or were you being invisible and awesome at the same time? or was it being invisible while being awesome? or was it-

🛁: OKAY!!! WE GET THE STINKING POINT!!! SHUT UP!!!

Sink: oh the irony. 😆!

🛁: lol I never realized how ironic that was that I just said... how that before the remodeling I called him stinky (literally, he stinks) its so true... but it does prove something...

Sink: what does it prove?

🚽: it proves that you were, in fact, stalking/watching us.

Sink: how?

🛁: only if you were watching us, would you have known I ever said that.

Sink: well du! I already told you that I was watching u! sheesh!

🚽: oh crap! I've got to go...the plumbers here! bye!

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🛁: oh the irony!

Sink: lol soo true! And I thought I was the only one who noticed!

🛁: I have to go as well, bye!

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Sink: drat... last again...

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