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Sink has updated his status: tomorrow is going to be the best day ever!!!
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🛁: what's happening tomorrow?
Sink: only the best thing ever!
🚽: what, what?!?! tell me, tell me!!!
🚿: shut up 🚽, u r getting sooooooo annoying!
Sink: I can't wait for tomorrow!
🛁: well come on then! tell us what's happening tomorrow!
Sink: I...am getting... PLASTER SURGERY!!!
🚽:Ahhhh! that's sooooooooooooooo awesome!!!
🚿: *face palm* ugh. ya.....cool
Sink: I know, right?! I will be like a new sink! *happy emoticons*
🛁: congrats! sounds awesome!
Sink: I just wish tomorrow would get here faster!
🚿: tomorrow shall come soon enough. you must have patience.
🚽: Dang he's wise!!!
Sink: true dat
🚿: I must go, I hear humans clomping our way! goodbye my friends!
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🛁: man, I better go too! see ya tomorrow sink!
Sink: ya, see u later too
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🚽: darn! I'm last left again! but not for long! *evil smiley face emoticons*
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Sink: oh my Gosh! My plaster surgeon is a genius! I feel like such a new sink.
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🚽: wow Sink, I can barely recognize you. you look awesome.
🛁: you know, for once, I have to agree with 🚽. you look astounding.
🚿: you sure do know how to make a splash, Sink.
Sink: awe, you guys are just too kind, though I do look kind of raveshing.
🛁: just because we said u looked nice doesn't give you a right I brag immensely.
Sink: my apologies civilian, for I am now of a higher importance. I am now a VIA, unlike you all.
🚽: a "VIA"?
🚿: ya, what in the holy name of the plumber is a VIA?
Sink: a VIA means I am a Very Important Appliance. and u all are AIA's.
🛁: what in the world is an AIA?!
Sink: an AIA means u guys are all Anti Important Appliances.
🚿: are you telling us that we aren't important?!?!
Sink: well...if you put it that way...
🛁: what a jerk! we are just as important as you, I not more!
🚽: ya..what he said. we won't take no crap from you!
🚿: oh the irony...😆
Sink: wow, that is ironic
🛁: oh shut up Sink, we don't need you to agree with us!
Sink: how rude!
🚿: we're rude?! what about you, mister VIA?!!
Sink: look, I never meant to hurt no ones feelings or to disrespect any of you, I just feel very proud of my new makeover, and I thought you guys would like it too. I'm sorry. I will leave now.
🛁: wait, Sink, we didn't mean-
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🚿: wha? Man, he is too touchy.
🚽: we did just kinda hurt his feelings. 3 against 1 isn't really a fair argument.
🛁: I have I agree with 🚽 there. we did kinda be rude to him... I'm inns go check on him, see if we can all put this behind us and still be friends. bbl
🚿: good luck 🛁, you'll need it.
🛁: thx
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🚽: I still think sink looks awesome.
🚿: oh shut up 🚽
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🚽: what'd I say?
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