(RODY'S P.O.V)
I ran a cross buildings making sure no body follows me.I hear sirens in the distance 'damn it.' I jump dow into an ally way. "Phew i'm safe.-" I look to see a a group of 4 people killing a bunch of randos "GOD DAMN It.-" I dodge an attack coming attack from the short emo bitch that looks like he never had parental love🖤. "NO STOP PLEASE! I WONT TELL ANYONE!!" He ignored my plea for life. "PINO HELP!"
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"Who the fuck is pin-." Just then my lord and savior; Pino saved me scratching out my attacker's eyes, giving me some time to start trying to scale up the wall of the ally— keyword, tried. Then all of the sudden the pink haired BITCH knock me out! Like what the FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!...cunt... 'CHIP CHIP'—was the last thing I heard before I landed...
NUTS FIRST ONTO THE PAVEMENT. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! YOU COULDN'T FUCKING TRIED TO CATCH ME?!...well there goes my plans of being a father...
I'm just fucking with you I hate kids.
[Time skip brought to you by Dio's; ZAAA WORLDOOO]
(Narrators P.O.V)
Rody woke up changed to a rock hearing people talk. "We should kill them." Emo said "no, we need to wait for the boss" pink haired bitch said. "Oh their waking up." Rody looks up to see a 7 people siting around ind abandoned church."uhh hi..?" Rody asked scared. "You do you know the chain user.?" Rody looks at them like their crazy" WHO THE FUCK IS THAT???"
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Non-FictionWhen a low life weak criminal meets the phantom Troupe and is forced to join.. Hxh x rody soul reader None of these characters are mine!!! Crackfic lol