G: "i was short-"
me: "im shorter than you"
G: "-and i got taller"
me: "really?"
G: "yeah"
me: "how tall are you?"
G: "6'5"
me: "..."
G: "..."
*both of us starts wheezing*
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G: "rAwR"
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G: "i dOn'T kNoW hOw To MaKe CaPcUt ViDeOs?-"
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G: "okay, dumb question-"
me: "yeah?"
G: "how do you spell kitchen?"
me: "K-I-T-C-H-E-N"
G: " k, thanks"
me: "wait..... you know how to spell gun, right?"
G: *literally dies* "yes, i know how to spell gun"
me: "oh okay-"
~a few minutes later~
G: *calls me*
me: *picks up*
G: "hey, do you know how to spell gun?-"