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G: "i was short-"

me: "im shorter than you"

G: "-and i got taller"

me: "really?"

G: "yeah"

me: "how tall are you?"

G: "6'5"

me: "..."

G: "..."

*both of us starts wheezing*

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G: "rAwR"

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G: "i dOn'T kNoW hOw To MaKe CaPcUt ViDeOs?-"

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G: "okay, dumb question-"

me: "yeah?"

G: "how do you spell kitchen?"

me: "K-I-T-C-H-E-N"

G: " k, thanks"

me: "wait..... you know how to spell gun, right?"

G: *literally dies* "yes, i know how to spell gun"

me: "oh okay-"

~a few minutes later~

G: *calls me*

me: *picks up*

G: "hey, do you know how to spell gun?-"

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