(i can't use the name of the kid in my class y e t so we'll call them "she who must not be named")
hunter: i hate you
she who must not be named: i hate YOU
hunter: i hope you get crushed by (corn i think????? idk i forgot) on the great wall of china
she who must not be named: i wouldn't hesitate throwing you off the great wall of china
hunter: exuse me? *scoffs or some shit* wow
she who must not be named: did i stutter?
*teacher standing there contemplating existence*
my mind: did i stutter? stupid bitch (sapnap reference)
